Judge Rules Orange Man's Turkey Pardon Unconstitutional!

First published at 12:10 UTC on November 22nd, 2018.

Americans looked on in horror Tuesday as Nazi Orange Man Trump pardoned not one, but two turkeys for Thanksgiving. The turkeys named Peas and Carrots have been spared the same fate that awaits average turkeys this time of year. Orange Man Trump ev...

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