Space Warfare

Bruce the shark, and his friends Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby discuss space warfare, as they read books about the holy war in America and Space Warfare. They were amazed to find out that the Commie Soviet Union issued pistols to their cosmonauts, and later a three barrelled version. Alexi Leonov landed in the Siberian wilderness and did not think his pistol was enough for the wildlife, specifically bears and wolves. This resulted in the TP-82 Cosmonaut Survival Pistol. Before that the Soviet Union placed a R-23M Kartech 23mm cannon, designed from the one carried on the Tupolev Tu-22 supersonic bomber, onto a space station. They had to turn the whole station to aim the gun.
Then, China destroyed one of their FY-1C weather satellites, spewing debris along its polar orbital plane.
Rusty prefers his knives and conventional problem solvers, while Gumby likes his older black powder revolvers. But, they all think that the future is now, and space warfare is the future. So, with the new Space Force, they want to see more X-37B's, laser cannons, kinetic bombardment, and fire and guns.....in space! 'Merica!