"Turn Back Time" parody of Cher's song

This is a parody of Cher's song, "Turn Back Time." I like Parodies. I was listening to some old songs and this Cher song came up on you tube, "If I could turn back time." Cher is getting old and I was thinking this would be really funny if someone did a parody of Cher singing this song in the nursing home.
And if she sang this song in the nursing home that It would go something like this!
If I could turn back time!
If I could find a way
I'd make myself young again- umm- maybe like 40?
And I'd stay that way!
I don't know why I did the things I did
I don't know why I said the things I said-
maybe cause my producers told me too? he said
be edgy- act slutty you'll make more money honey!
Now I'm too old and ugly to be edgy and slutty
It takes me 2 days just to put on makeup! to cover in the cracks!
Oh- but baby!
If I could turn back time!
If I could find a way
I'd make myself young again- umm- maybe like 50?
And I'd stay that way!
If I could reach the stars? Hun- I'd be happy to make it to the bathroom in time!
Walking with this here dang walker! I got to hold on tight or i'll end up on the floor!
If I could turn back time!
Back to when I was young and hot! those were the days!
they aint coming back again- but I guess I can dream can't I?
Doc- told me not to pivot too much- that pin in my hip joint might come loose again!
If I could turn back time!