First published at 23:08 UTC on December 14th, 2018.
I will not go quietly into this dark night. David Hogg wouldn't let anyone criticize him on twitter. I got kicked off permanently for saying he doesn't have pubes so he can't tell adults we can't own guns. Those tactics successfu…
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I will not go quietly into this dark night. David Hogg wouldn't let anyone criticize him on twitter. I got kicked off permanently for saying he doesn't have pubes so he can't tell adults we can't own guns. Those tactics successfully quiet some men. Not all men though. The more people try and use lies and force on me the more I realize everyone must know that they have no pubes. And I will physically go door to door if I have to.
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If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.
I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.
Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.
You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
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