Siouxsie Wiles - the Great Pretender

Don't you just love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning!

Video courtesy of Humour Down Under via The BFD

Source:
Humour Down Under: https://youtu.be/KFtGpaxJe-0
Article: https://thebfd.co.nz/2021/09/10/siouxsie-wiles-the-great-pretender
Website: https://thebfd.co.nz
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Damage control:
https://thebfd.co.nz/2021/09/09/new-zealander-of-the-year-siouxsie-wiles-unmasked/
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Pathetic
https://archive.md/liuON

Poetry:
https://www.facebook.com/val.davis.184/posts/10158328628226794
Dear Siouxsie...
Well, well, Siouxsie, Ms Hypocrite much,
How the pink lady has tumbled
Did you not stop and think
That with hair bright pink
Your antics might get rumbled?
So did you have a nice time then, Siouxsie?
On the beach, in the sea, with your friend?
The video looked great
You there, with your mate,
We all enjoyed it no end.
I couldn't help seeing your face, though, dear,
And for this I must take you to task
Was it just too much trouble
When out of your bubble
You forgot to wear a mask?
And a pity you were so far from home, Siouxsie,
The rules must for you be elastic
You were always so vocal
For us all to stay local
But an away-day for you - how fantastic!
Bit of a shame we were all at home
Stuck indoors - you know - Level 4?
Next time you're out
Why not give us a shout
And we'll ALL be out the door!
It's not a good look, though, Siouxsie,
Forgive me for saying it in rhyme
To be honest, dear Pink,
There's a bit of a stink
And I fear you've stuffed up - big time!
So how's it going now then, Siouxsie?
You got home again safely, I trust?
There's no more reliance
On you and your science
You've blown it, oh buggar, you're bust!