I wore this shirt in my last video the wrong way round in my last video but no one noticed they just thought I had a small waist why am I bringing this up here? Why don't I comment on the contents of this video? A fun little quip to add to the humour of the sketch??? No. I refuse. I know you're not trying to control me, like, I get it, I do, but just looking at me like that—yeah, like THAT. I dunno, it puts this kind of pressure on me. I feel it, like it's a physical thing on my shoulders. But I guess the fact that I'm acknowledging it means I'm gonna do it anyways? That's my whole schtick, right? Something something post post-modernism? Okay, fine.
*FREE* SPEECH? HAHA MORE LIKE *50% OFF* SPEECH AM I RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?