Brownie Turtle - Finished his Master's Degree

Bruce the Shark, and his friends Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby are sending Brownie Turtle a care package as he just finished his Master's Degree in Intelligence Studies. Brownie started this program right after finishing a degree from Turtle U in La Jolla, and is excited to start his career as a spy and underwater demolition expert, like his cousin Rusty. In the Turtle family, getting a college degree also gets you an AR15 style problem solver, ammo, and booze. After al, this is 'Merica! With guns, fire, freedom, and education. Brownie and his friends encourage continual education, and to read more books, as TV rots your brain. It is also filled with "news" that is really just programming, also known as brainwashing.