Script:"Iron meat,brought to you by your favourite and most reliable MCN,screenwave media. When you see that wavey S of doom,you can't help but to think in the 20 year anniversary of nine ele- i mean,the LJN rainbow of doom. If this game w…
Script:"Iron meat,brought to you by your favourite and most reliable MCN,screenwave media. When you see that wavey S of doom,you can't help but to think in the 20 year anniversary of nine ele- i mean,the LJN rainbow of doom. If this game was released on the NES,the pirates would probably call it contra 5,or super contra 9,or maybe even contra 11. Now,why are we saying that?well,i guess you need to take a Wild Woody guess. It's ovious,this game seems like everything we would like in a contra 5,minus the pixelated graphics. The graphics are very nice,but they beg to be higher res a la Sonic 2 HD. The music is not as good as what you get in contra 4,but it does have it's moments. The gameplay is your favourite contra fair,expect to die a lot. Although the game seems a bit too forgiving,because they usually give you a lot of lives. As always,we hope this game gets ported to portable devices,especially the PS vita before sony shuts down the PS store. While we don't think this game can compare to Super Cyborg,iron meat is a respectable contra styled game,that can still kick major kraut buster butt. We did get enjoyment out of this demo,so it does seem the game is going to not stink like a poopy pickle. If Contra Returns ever gets ported to consoles,then they should make it more like this game,and get rid of the micro transactions. Even so,contra returns is still better than contra rogue corps,despite how that was a major physical console release. So konami,do yourself a well needed favour,trust us,and release contrah returns on consoles,and make the gameplay more like a traditional contra game. That is all for now folks,see you again... We almost forgot! the explosion sound effects suck wet farts,and they're too quiet.."
