Mythical Cheese Pirate

I found this video floating around online. And immediately thought about materials which glow in black light that could be used to make this effect. I duplicated this perfectly with a highlighter marker. And from a quick duckduckgo search, I learned that other things such as certain laundry detergents, teeth whiteners, and tonic water reportedly glow under black light too. I'm struggling with this. Their videos don't appear to show any residue or liquid on their skin prior to the light revealing something. But still, this looks a little questionable to me. And the temptation to make up something to discredit the tyrant buttmunches and their poison is strong. On the other hand, If I am wrong, and these are not hoaxes, then we have found another level to this "vaccine" tyranny.

This video sucks. I tried the whole robotic voice thing. It didn't turn out anywhere near the version I had in my head. Nevermind that though. The fact is, the media sucks commie wieners. Even though this video is dumb. You get the point. I tried, under the influence of heart meds and sleeping pills. Gotta give me some credit for the attempt.

Just an update video. Because I filmed the whole process, but my sucky camera sucked and the video files were all suckily corrupted. My bad. But the wine is done. And honestly, it was surprisingly not that awful!

Tyranny sucks. Especially the global variety. Not my video. Because I am not a chick. But this chick is right on.

Apocalypse wine. Disgusting. Enjoy. But you probably won't.

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

Not my video. Once again, I couldn't think of anything to film which would be mildly interesting. So here is yet another screen cap. This one of a girl speaking truth against the unholy covid cult. This kid ("kid" because I am old) nails it. And some of you my age act like there is no hope in the younger generation. So far, I'm quite impressed with these younger people when they push back.

Again, not my video. I've just been sharing stuff lately which I find interesting in case you guys didn't see it. This is Dr Dan slamming the poor and very falsified guidance by the CDC and state entities on the Rona garbage. Absolutely masterful!

Sorry for the bad quality. Something happened when I screen capped it I guess. This is Desantis addressing Comrade Joey's failures and attempted tyranny. Its funny.

This is just me demonstrating some UN vehicles parked outside a Government facility via Google maps. Its pretty boring. I wouldn't watch it if I were you.

Not my video! Just had to point that out. This kid gets it though. ("kid". Because I am like 500)

This is not my video. But I had to upload it. Listen closely to what this total USMC Veteran Pimp has to say about mandatory "vaccines"

Don't do it, man! Use REAL BLACK POWDER. At least in the flash pan. This was just a test. The barrel was loaded with 25 grains of powder with toilet paper rammed behind it. No projectiles. Basically a "blank". I was able to get some Pyrodex P (FFFG equivalent) to ignite in the pan. But it was an EXTREMELY slow burn, and after only a few shots, the lock and flint were so charred from the slow burning powder, I couldn't shoot anymore without a serious clean up job. I erased the remainder of the footage. But decided to keep the first shot that actually went off.

I ate cicadas. Hey people, its just protein! Anyway, my spider is in the video too. I tried to feed him so I could get a video of him eating, but he has been eating fat cicadas all week and wasn't hungry.

Warning if you are wearing earbuds or headphones: Careful. These cicadas are finally all over the place in my neighborhood and are being so loud, I couldn't finish watching Spongebob. So rude! I fed one to my tarantula for revenge.

We got bored. We had a spear gun. And a garage. And some things we wanted to shoot. And a terrible camera. And a free editor. So, why not?

I don't know what this boar was doing. So I screen capped it. Ask Rockstar, man. Don't ask me.

I was on a local bike path with my young nephews when we encountered a garter snake. They were demanding they keep it. But I was insisting we let it go. I won in the end. It seemed as though it just fed on a heavy meal, or was injured. Couldn't tell. But the snake wasn't feeling well regardless.
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Ohio sucks. But sometimes they come up with something so cheesy, it's almost funny.
On another note, I am done with Youtube. And I have also started a Rumble channel entitled "Mythical Cheesyness" as a call out to my previous Mythical Cheese Pirate character on Youtube. It includes boring videos of poor quality, as always. I will be mirroring everything here that I upload to there, just so I can have a couple of 'alt-tech' video sites going for me. You know, to have a back up in case of the communist purge and all. Here ya go, just in case: https://rumble.com/c/c-505737

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Me and a friend went to explore one of the supposed most haunted places in Ohio, the Moonville Tunnel. Mostly, we just laughed at the ridiculous graffiti. Especially the one about fat chicks.

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I just wanted to do a quick video on making a cup of dandelion "coffee". It's not actually coffee, as the drink has nothing to do with coffee beans. But it is very coffee-like and can be used as a substitute. Plus, it's free and has no caffeine. This is just one method of making a small amount. There are other ways to do it. For instance, if you want to do a whole bunch, it might be wise to use a food processor to grind up the roots and to roast them in the oven. These same methods can be used to make chicory "coffee" too! (using the roots of the blue flowered plants, or chicory, one often sees along highways).

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Just another quick boring video. Pine needle tea is good. And super easy to make. I wanted to go full caveman and make this outside to demonstrate using a bow drill, kind of a 2 part video. But the wind today was terrible. I didn't want to risk a forest fire. Maybe we'll do the bow drill thing later as it's own separate video.

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It is always good to have as many ways to do something as possible, especially when it comes to fire in certain situations. Plus, fire is fun. I wanted to share a couple of my fire starting things with you. Oh, and PS: you might notice a slight jump cut when I was doing the second method. Some jerk wad was hiking down the trail on his cell phone and screamed an expletive right when I was filming. My young nephews watch my videos, so I trimmed a few seconds out.

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It's been dry for the last several weeks, and unseasonably hot, with just some drizzle coming finally this morning. We are experiencing what they call a high-moderate drought. So I did not think we would get any puffballs this year. Or at least nothing worth trying to eat. But I got lucky and came across these while doing my daily hike. I just wanted to demonstrate a quick way to fry and eat these that I like to do.

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This video is kind of boring. But I uploaded anyway. We were camping the other night in a local State Park. My sister left some eggs out, and this skunk showed up to steal them. I got super close to it. And, it didn't spray me. Skunks are cool. Poor video quality is due to me being cheap. Later!

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WARNING: FAKE VIDEO!! Sorry people, but this is fake. The kids wanted to do a scary bigfoot video, so we did. But this made me think: If we can take some poor quality footage of a dude in a ghillie suit walking out of a corn field, throw some scary music over top of it, add some narration to give it a creepy setup and back story, and do this all in about 10 minutes on a free video editor, then how many people claiming to have "evidence" are doing the same thing? How many people are making videos like this, but don't admit it is a setup? There are likely a lot. And some people have built quite a following on social media and video sharing sites with nothing but fake videos and stories. It's far too easy to do. And tempting. Oh well.

Oh, btw, my Blog is back up. I'll be adding more content as I get time. Feel free to check it out and see how bad it sucks: www.ohioblogger.us

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Created 3 years, 3 months ago.

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I am an outdoors type dude who grew up hunting, fishing, trapping, snorkeling, making and using primitive weapons, etc. I love traditional archery the most. So I like to occasionally do videos about those things. On the other end of the spectrum, I am a hobby programmer, a hobby robotics nerd, and an old-school gamer. Video content can be anywhere in between, or even something random about my world travels or something. Don't expect ultra HD videos though. Sorry, but I don't see the point in spending a fortune on camera equipment unless I am making money with it, which I never intend to do. I make videos for fun.

Later, humans.