What have we been up to for the last three hundred thousand years? Too Much Monkey Business, for sure. Chuck Berry says it best on the last half of the clip.

I originally composed this song three years ago at the time of the Big Vax Rollout. It seemed a good time to post it.

A bawdy ballad handed down orally through a number of generations. When I first heard it recited more than 50 years ago it was accepted that the ballad had never been written down. This was before the Internet, or even photocopiers. Now you can find several versions on line. I had a bit of fun recording this and combining it with Charlie Chaplin's classic silent 1925 movie "The Gold Rush"

Here we explain how modern society has robbed us of our natural body odor. In doing so our sexuality has been severely damaged.

This marks the anniversary of a powerful CME that could have meant "Lights Out" if it had been pointed our way. Also Suspicious Observer discusses s a CME that occurred less than two months ago that could have had disastrous consequences for our electricity grids if it had been better aimed.

Here, we have made a compilation of a certain genre of friend requests we frequently receive on our Facebook account. They are in-your-face solicitations for cyber sex. They all follow the same format, and all seem to pass Facebook's rigorous "Community Standards." Therefore, we can only surmise that Facebook is tacitly peddling cyber sex. We're more than happy for you to make yet another buck, Zuck, but, alas, we're not in the market.

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This is an original, satirical, cynical, song about CMEs (coronal mass ejections) and the impact that a strong CME will have on humanity. We are now approaching the "Solar Maximum" in the Sun's 11 year cycle. Anything can happen. Keep a candle and a box of matches handy.

This clip is the fruit of outrage over genocide in Gaza and public indifference. The gallows humor images speak a thousand words.

The images and music speak for themselves.

This is a one minute pipe dream set on the Gaza Strip. The visuals are backed by the Pete Seeger 60s recording of the song that served as an anthem for the American civil rights movement.

This clip is an antidote to the previously uploaded video, "Accentuate The Positive." But, actually, it's not REALLY an antidote if you watch the full minute.

This may be the darkest, most cynical and angry music video Aboard Ron has ever done. It won't please anyone. Don't bother to watch it if you're not totally fed up and disgusted with humanity. It's my unadorned cover of Johnny Mercer's smash 1944 hit song...with a current events twist.

This is an Aboard Ron black humor parody of the 1955 smash hit, "Rock Around The Clock" by Bill Haley and His Comets. We thought it was the right time. Today the "Doomsday Clock" was revised for 2024. It remains at 90 seconds to midnight. We feel that's a tad too optimistic.

We thought it was time to post our interpretation of Phil Ochs classic 60s anti-war song. As wars are bursting out all over and it's only a matter of time till military conscription becomes the new normal, we should take heed.

When I was a kid in California the 50s, once a month we had to protect ourselves from a nuclear blast by hiding under our desks. We played this for one minute to the tune of really loud air raid sirens

Nick describes how the Aboard Ron channel was "removed" from YouTube for "Violating Community Standards" We never could find out what they are. We are entering a dangerous age where freedom of expression is in peril. We are so grateful to BitChute that has somehow. so far remained a place of refuge. But for how long?

Originally composed and recorded this song 3.5 years ago when the first lockdowns were imposed. Given the way things are headed, I updated the song. A grim song for a grim situation.

Hi, this is Aboard Ron's (almost) a cappella cover of the 1931 George and Ira Gershwin song from the Broadway musical comedy "Girl Crazy." Of course, George and Ira never intended the song's lyrics to have any social relevance nine decades later. But they fit like a glove for anyone who has an iconoclastic and irreverent funny bone in their body.

"I'm Gonna Be a Bonobo" Tonight we channeled the spirit of the bonobo through the medium of delta blues and laid down this track in the time-honored tradition of just letting it happen. With a little help from Google images it kind of coalesced. We figured, if we can change our gender with the stroke of a blade and a swig of hormone juice, why not change our species with a wee tweak of a gene. Seems logical, doesn't it?

Space Weather News discussed a newly published scientific paper on Carrington Event level CMEs. This inspired Aboard Ron to post this along with the oldie-but-goodie, "The Misanthrope's Wet Dream."

This short home movie clip is of Happy at her happiest: at the beach chasing sticks. This is a wide departure from this channel's usual doom, gloom, satire, sarcasm, and black humor content. Right now, in this dark hour of humanity, we need all the happy thoughts we can muster. The background song, "Happy Talk," is from the classing 1958 musical drama film "South Pacific."

Aboard Ron has a bad case of vertigo trying to make sense of today's upside down world.

The consensus of space aliens observing planet earth is that the human species is living a dystopian nightmare. This observer couldn't agree more. We composed this song, sung in the voice of the common man (xy), in the thick of covid psychosis. We offer it as yet another annoyance. As round two starts to unfold, space aliens are rubbing their four-fingered hands together with glee.

If all we can do is spout gobbledygook, who can make any sense living in our Tower of Babel? It's little wonder that Conflict reigns. Nick and Wu take stock of the situation and admit abject failure.

Inspired by the refrain from 80s rock group Europe's hit "It's The Final Countdown" It is only a matter of time before humanity finds itself again locked down. There are any number of pretexts to chose from for its implementation. How are you going to handle it this time?