The Kalia Snake is the five headed or seven headed Pet Snake of Kali Ma, that hides in the rivers...

One day, Krishna prepared to take his bath in the river, and so he undressed himself and jumped into the river, and had a nice time bathing, but then The Kalia Snake slithered towards Krishna and reached him, and then licked Krishna's butt with it's snake tongue. As soon as the snake licked his buttocks, Krishna got alerted and he quickly turned around, only to see a giant many-headed snake behind him. As soon as Krishna saw this, he started fighting the snake with all his might! When the fight began, all the villagers started watching this glorious duel between Krishna and the Kalia Snake.

After a long fight with the Kalia Snake, Krishna was finally victorious, and Kalia lost. So Krishna celebrated his victory by performing a nude dance on top of Kalia's Seven Heads, and Krishna turned Kalia's Many heads into his own Dance Stage! The villagers who were watching this loved and enjoyed watching Krishna defeating the Kalia Snake while also giving a Nude Dance Performance, and so they clapped for Krishna. Finally, the Kalia Snake learnt it's lesson and slithered away back to the nether-realms, and never annoyed Krishna ever again!

This Story is from Hinduism / Hindu Mythology.

Krishna was gay, and his homosexual relationships are described in many of the hindu scriptures.
Krishna sometimes used to take off all clothes and play with his cowherd male friends.

In gladness, the cowherd boys, enjoyed the great festival by splashing one another’s unclothed bodies with a mixture of curd, condensed milk, butter and water. They threw butter on one another and smeared it on one another’s clothless bodies, and had fun.
- Bhagavata Purana Verse 10.5.14

Krishna was a homosexual gay.

Vishnu and Shiva are a GAY Couple
Shiva had a Gay Relationship with Vishnu, and both Vishnu and Shiva made love and somehow reproduced a Son named "Ayappa".

This Son named Ayappa was reproduced only by Shiva and Vishnu, not any woman.
Vishnu and Shiva were a Gay Couple...

All of Krishna's Clothes are taken away and Krishna is then put on a Public Exhibition, so that everyone can look at him and laugh.

Your nakedness shall be uncovered,
and your disgrace shall be seen.
-- Isaiah 47:3

Look at Krishna!
He is in Exhibition...

Krishna was The Gay Boyfriend of Arjuna
In many verses of Mahabharata, the bromance between Krishna and Arjuna is shown!
Krishna was a GAY, and he was a Gay Boyfriend of Arjuna!

Arjuna and Krishna were Bromance Boyfriends Gay Homies!
Krishna had deep chemistry with Arjuna!

Krishna is a butter thief and he steals butter. Krishna is infamous in his village for stealing.
The Hindu Scripture "Bhagavata Purana" mentions what happened when Krishna stole butter.

Once, Krishna was caught stealing butter, so the angry villagers grabbed Krishna, made him stand in the middle of the entire village, took off all his clothes, and tied his hands to a tree-branch, for the entire day. After Krishna was punished this way for stealing butter, he realized his mistake and apologized to the villagers.

- Bhagavata Purana Verse 10.26.7

This is how Krishna was punished by villagers for stealing butter, according to Bhagavata Purana

Exhibition of Krishna - Rate Krishna's Body Out of 10
Krishna is showing his full body in this exhibition, and you are the judge of the exhibition.
Rate his Body out of 10 Points - How many points does Krishna's body get out of 10 Marks?

Your nakedness shall be uncovered,
and your disgrace shall be seen.
-- Isaiah 47:3

Are you impressed with Krishna's Body?
How many marks does Krishna's Body get out of 10?

Krishna was being a perv and hanging out with many women.
So one day, the women punished him publicly like this.
Ever since that day, Krishna learnt his lesson!

Your nakedness shall be uncovered,
and your disgrace shall be seen.
-- Isaiah 47:3

The Full Body of Krishna, starting from his Chest to his Waist and Linga Area, to his Armpits and everything else is exposed in this video.

Your nakedness shall be uncovered,
and your disgrace shall be seen.
-- Isaiah 47:3

You can now see Krishna's full body.
Krishna's full body is exposed here.

Krishna performs a Naked Dance to please the Audience, and make the audience happy!

Your nakedness shall be uncovered,
and your disgrace shall be seen.
-- Isaiah 47:3

The Hindu Krishna Performs a Dance to make the audience happy!

Are you entertained at seeing Krishna's Dance?