We get to play the game with the gamedev himself, Titi, and he shows us the art of war: While we play teepee, he plays high iq civilization building. While we try to make an army that will eventually get sandwiched one way or another, he orchestrates the mutual killing of his foes... what a master of war!
Sooo... it's been long ago since I last played this. I believe that I guess that maybe I used to be somewhat decent perhaps in this game. So here we go again, time to fail all of this! Failure Guaranteed-style!
In this episode we explore the graphics option and notice why this game was looking kinda... eh. Of course we do these changes live on stream and break the whole game, because failure guaranteed! Oh joy!
Now isn't this fun: first we couldn't find the hidden ordinator library and now we are stuck here in the middle of nowhere trying to find this damned cave. All just because we want to fully finish the entirety of the mage guild quests!
And you tell me I have no business in here? *laughs* Woman, I am a nordic frogman running like I'm on Skooma who murdered the last master wizard he applied to for being called stupid only to come back to Morrowind and fart on his remains wielding an oversized daedric warhammer, rules don't apply to me!
I push myself to finish this temple, while looking awkwardly at how fast time goes by. Gotta be quick, right? Then we start to get to business as we become a big boiii and fight a mixture of taenia and bobbitt worm. They tell you taenia is a solitary worm? You'll be surprised to hear that this one here seems to have a twin, and both cling onto this temple like a buttworm to your intestinal tract, but not for too long.
Here we go, just a short try-out to see how this temple works, then have my stream chat completely crash on me while Darmani is looking for a good enough place to take a leak.
Watch my brain melt away and my speech become slurry and gibberish as I strain to find that "Stoopid!" Hall of Justice library. I've been driving around all day long, so sorry for the extreme tiredness on stream, but when I got a timeplan, I maintain it!
I'll show you why the nordic frogman amulet used to suck while removing my pants (kinky), all while running faster than a Khajiit on a Moonsugar overdose and swimming faster than a Dreugh that was incubated in a Seaworld water tank filled with only Skooma!
We rise through the ranks in the Mage Guild and Temple and even the fact that we are slowly becoming a huge walking teratocarcinoma doesn't seem to bother people too much. Everyone loves a chubby guy! *looks down at pants*
Riddick has taught me about how dangerous a weapon like those can be. Sadly, our Vendetta double cannon is not like those and more like a Super Soaker fired underwater. Hot... err... wet garbage.
Big Willie seems to have problems living under the sea. As bright as a wet match, we get...*ahem* demoted *ahem* to lackey doing the dirty job for some honcho named Amitab. We get the cold shoulder from a girl that goes from sassy to jaded to insane then notice that either big Willie isn't thinking with the small Willie or he's maybe just not into women that throw themselves at him because hey, it gets kinda lonely living in a sub all 24/7.
Tired of this (looks at burning storage)
Done with that (looks at dead lions)
Never satisfied with where I'm at (puts up another mini-base somewhere else on the island)
I sit and think what to do,
Just a motherbuckin bore without a clue.
All the drunken Portwine haze aside (and me maybe being a bit too much off the cuff), this was a very pleasant stream. Happy birthday to my mod Daeltha! You're great, mate ;)
Just me getting drunk in chat, rambling on a bit about the recent disasters of Gothic II and aGwaK, which seems to work again. I guess you could say that that Kitty stream was definitely "aGwaK'd" *cringe*
After finding the broken down Dwemer airship we enter Hrothmund's Whateverthehell and notice that Hrothmund was a notorious penny pincher. This place is completely empty, so we decide to come back at a later time during our playthrough.
Binging on coding might not be a good thing to do before streaming. Also, my jumping skills are off the charts.
I mean marks. They are well off the marks.
As in they are horrible.
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