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The "please send help" edition of MtG.

Deck name is Orvar Hotel California: https://aetherhub.com/Deck/simic-orvar-the-scute-and-friends

What the hell, fix your shit.

Time to get dunked on, team Magma. Oh, and gym leader. Wait... this is longer than 3 hours and uploaded? Noice!

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Not able to kick Melz'S, due to him being a major coward who hides behind puzzles. Jerk.

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This seems like the grindiest part, especially with the bad emulator controls so get ready to hear a lot of ranting and raving while I make a long face.

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That's why you go easy on those merguez, Nava. Wait... Merguez... Murgg? *puts on tinfoil hat* Murgguez? Especially spicy merguez made by Murggs, to weaken and knock out Nava? Damn you, Melzas, can't you at least spare our meat products from your corrupting touch?

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Not sure if this part is meant as a joke or to be taken serious as a disclaimer against war. This whole part here sits somewhere in an uncanny valley. Might also be for me due to those damn happy tree friends I used to watch way too often before. Oh right, remember those times when things like that could be published and shared without too much controversy? Kids these days don't know what they are missing out on...

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Hrm, getting me some ideas for enchantment names, like... something something sourcream dip?

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Oy mate, I know I'm bad at this, but stop telling people my type weaknesses!

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You'd think that teaching someone that a certain thing is possible would come before sticking them in a dungeon with new mechanics, or that a certain object should always behave in the same way, but according to the devs from GaemDezine University, nope.

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You see, I played it *years* ago... so obviously, my choices are (and always were) not really good.

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My dreams are weird, I know... Oh look, they got an old clan Tsatsiki member there!

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Starting this video, we try to get our pokémon leveled by a bit, since it's already becoming a bit tedious to raise them. We also go around looking for something to teach to abra, in hopes of leveling it faster, lest we are forced to use the... *shudder* daycare.

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As our quest for half-the-stuff continues, we go from town to town, get engaged to many people in hopes of driving them to monetary ruin. Oh, and there was also something about pokémon, but I forgot...

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Time to regress into stupid humor time. From pokémon with questionable names to having everyone suddenly come to the realization they are married, all is in here.

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Yeah, I got it wrong, the name of the computer guy in beyblade was Kenny, but it was a long time ago, okay?! ^^' Also did a small rant on tech towards the end, because why not.

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...while being pissed off about the controls as well. I swear, it's not me playing bad or anything! *whistles*

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I was awaiting for something more... eh. Also, finally we go back to where it all began and you can watch me talk about carnival, giving questionable dating tips and more, because why not?

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Created 1 year, 11 months ago.

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Category Gaming

Hey folks, welcome to Failure Guaranteed, where we suck at gaming! I upload all the videos of the last streams here on Bitchute, but please feel free to check out the links below:

At DLive: https://dlive.tv/FailureGuaranteed
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You can also join the discord at: https://discord.com/invite/6ew4juS

Streaming daily at 22:00, Central European Time with weekend specials on Saturday and Sunday starting at 20:00. Here's the current schedule: https://cutt.ly/Eg2Bnbr