GAZMAN_XIII
In this episode we have a go at being a camera man making nudie films. Its not quite as fun as you think.
Gazman sells his soul and maybe loses his mind in a bizarre potato-based ritual before going on a fateful drive on a Saturday night. Come what may...
Join Gazman as he gets embroiled in some chop-socky action with Jet Li, stolen Irish lottery slips, french windows, neck cricks and three quarters of U2.
Former Prime Minister/adult film actress Teresa May spends the night at Olde Shyte Manor. Will we get interactive?
Dear Makers of Crappy Simulation Games,
Could you fix it for me to spend a day as part of ZER GERMAN AMBULANCE ZERVICE, experience regret for poor life choices and bask in existential dread all at the same time?
Yours Faithfully
Gazman
(Age 36)
It's a mystery, it's a mystery
I'm still searching for a clue
It's a mystery to me
shot in the dark
The big question mark in history
Is it a mystery to you?
Toyah Wilcox
Gazman tries to make an honest living ripping off hipsters and tries to make an old neglected style popular again in a difficult financial climate.
"LIFE BEGINS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF DESPAIR"
Jean-Paul Sartre
The only way to win is not to play. RIP Boris.
A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.
- Bruce Lee
I'm Gazman. I play lots of crap. Sometimes I share.