Crafting a sequel to such a beloved first film was probably no easy task; but by golly, they pulled it off. A sequel that is just as good as, and as funny as the first. And adult. Surprisingly very adult. And heartfelt. And very funny. It's just wonderful. But now comes the time to do my thing again. Here are 1 second clips from every minute of "Shrek 2."

What can I say about "Deadpool," other than the fact that it is super hilarious, and one of the best superhero—er—comic book movies ever made? No, I think that about sums it up. And just like the titular merc with the mouth, it's my job to destroy anything and everything that has to do with good taste. So in that same spirit I have mercilessly hacked "Deadpool" to pieces. But he'll just regenerate, so I don't feel too bad about it. Here are 1 second clips from every minute of "Deadpool."

Also, even though this goes without saying, this is a video for grown-ups only. So if you're a tyke, turn off this video and don't come back until your 17. Because I'm sure you'll listen when a grown-up tells you not to do something.

"A Charlie Brown Christmas;" the scrappy little Christmas special that beat all the odds and became iconic. And for good reason. But it's not flawless; obviously. Here are five good things and five bad things about this classic.

"The Dark Knight," with one second clips taken from every minute (00:00-00:59, 1:00-1:59, etc.) of the film.

A diamond in the rough this ain't.

We live in an underwater society.

Okay, technically the middle one isn't a "spoiler," but I had to include it.

If this video doesn't get me banned in China, I'll be very disappointed.

I don't know if anyone asked for it, but I delivered anyway. A review, and ranking of all 57 Disney animated films, in chronological order.

Apologies in advance for any audio problems, and if some of these reviews sound a little repetitive.

Timestamps

Intro: 0:00
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: 1:22
Pinocchio: 3:10
Fantasia: 5:13
Dumbo: 6:18
Bambi: 8:06
Saludos Amigos: 9:50
The Three Caballeros: 11:50
Make Mine Music!: 13:39
Fun and Fancy Free: 14:57
Melody Time: 16:09
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad: 17:20
Cinderella: 18:42
Alice in Wonderland: 20:05
Peter Pan: 21:27
Lady and the Tramp: 22:54
Sleeping Beauty: 24:02
One Hundred and One Dalmatians: 26:33
The Sword in the Stone: 28:31
The Jungle Book: 30:08
The Aristocats: 32:28
Robin Hood: 34:10
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: 36:19
The Rescuers: 38:00
The Fox and the Hound: 39:34
The Black Cauldron: 41:24
The Great Mouse Detective: 44:11
Oliver & Company: 45:35
The Little Mermaid: 46:53
The Rescuers Down Under: 48:41
Beauty and the Beast: 50:42
Aladdin: 51:48
The Lion King: 52:41
Pocahontas: 54:02
The Hunchback of Notre Dame: 57:14
Hercules: 1:00:37
Mulan: 1:02:41
Tarzan: 1:04:14
Fantasia 2000: 1:05:58
Dinosaur: 1:07:17
The Emperor's New Groove: 1:08:27
Atlantis: The Lost Empire: 1:09:35
Lilo & Stitch: 1:11:09
Treasure Planet: 1:12:47
Brother Bear: 1:15:06
Home on the Range: 1:18:13
Chicken Little: 1:20:04
Meet the Robinsons: 1:25:03
Bolt: 1:27:00
The Princess and the Frog: 1:28:49
Tangled: 1:31:04
Winnie the Pooh: 1:32:29
Wreck-It Ralph: 1:35:00
Frozen: 1:37:43
Big Hero 6: 1:40:25
Zootopia: 1:42:35
Moana: 1:45:27
Ralph Breaks the Internet: 1:46:59
Final Thoughts: 1:50:11
Ranking: 1:51:28
Outro: 1:54:11

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"Weekend At Bernie's" is a film that has name recognition. Even people who haven't seen the film have heard of it and know what it's about. It's an iconic film for sure. But is the actual film itself actually good, or is it a comedic wasteland like the critics said it was? Here's my personal opinion on the 1989 cult classic "Weekend at Bernie's."

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This shouldn't surprise anyone.

Patreon really screwed up.

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This was not easy. I had to really stop and think, in order to find 5 bad things in "Isle of Dogs." Because it's such a great movie. One of the best films of 2018. Nevertheless, I did it.

Spoiler Alert for "Isle of Dogs."

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This is Disney's worst film in their animated canon since "Chicken Little." It was aggressively okay and standard, which is way below par for this studio as of late. But as with all films, there are good things, and there are bad things in it.

Spoiler Alert for "Ralph Breaks the Internet."

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After the Academy Awards decision to add a new category, Outstanding Achievement in Popular Film, (or colloquially Best Popular Film), I began to wonder what the Oscars might've looked like, if they'd implemented this decision earlier; what films might've won the award, and when, if ever, might it have affected the outcome of the Best Picture winner.

EDIT (8/25/18): Somehow I completely forgot about "The Little Mermaid." So forget everything I said in the 1989 year. "The Little Mermaid would've won that year.

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This is despite me never interacting with him, and my Twitter account being extremely tiny.

Not that this should come as any surprise.

I don't mention it in the video, so I'll say it here. I have zero problems with films that are monoracial of any race. What I have a problem with is people claiming these films are "diverse" when they so clearly aren't.

I am also not criticizing "Crazy Rich Asians," (which I haven't seen yet), or "Black Panther" (which was a good, if flawed, film); just some of the stuff written about them.

Sources:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/ct-ent-diversity-asians-0821-story,amp.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/5lq7hv/the_hella_diverse_cast_of_black_panther/
https://www.screengeek.net/2017/07/25/dunkirk-criticized-lack-gender-racial-diversity/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3104988/?ref_=nv_sr_1
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1825683/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Yes, this was a real film that was released in 2018. In theaters. To a wide audience.

But the real question is...is it any good?

Does this movie live up to the hype? Or is that a mission too impossible for this 22 year old film franchise?

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If there's an upcoming film you'd like me to take a look at, or just have a recommendation (good or bad) for me to consider reviewing, leave a comment below, and I'll definitely consider it.

I try to explain what happened in Avengers: Infinity Wars as succinctly as possible. Major spoilers!