In Japanese folklore, the color red prevents illness from viruses and bacteria. Poor Ms. Rina is lost in the forest after trying to escape from Spike Protein. Because of her great education, she understands the power of red and decides to don a beautiful Carmine red jacket. Spike now just wants nothing to do with her. Red however, does not help people who suffer from hypothermia. It begins to snow and poor Ms. Rina is in big trouble. A little luck comes her way when she finds a hunter's shack. Let's hope it's warm inside.

Concerns have come forward to the channel regarding the condition of Ms. Rina after spending so much time outside in the cold wearing a mini skirt and skimpy undies. A recent follow up with Ms. Rina indicates that she is free from any frostbite or ill health due to the video shoot. What a relief! You just never know these days.

With Halloween just around the corner, haven't you noticed that things are eerily quiet out there even though World War III looms on the flat horizon. There seems to be a lull in the forthcoming reaction from the great masters of making people's lives miserable. Oh, you can bet your botttom dollar that a real doozy is coming. Many people believe it'll be a genocide.
My personal belief is that they'll wait until Feb 11th, 2024 and then gas attack the Super Bowl in Paradise. Part of their game is for humans to never be able to accurately predict what kind of gay ass shit their going to pull off next. Do I know their watching me? Yes, I do because I can feel it. Heck, even writing this, I feel as if somebody is watching me. Here in this video, Ms. Iiniku Uchijima feels the same way. Ms. Iinuku couldn't give a flying rats ass as to whomever is watching her as she writhes around in a way suggestive of dodging the jab. Why would she feel as if someday is watching her? Well, that's because that's the way she feels and the way she feels is her truth so if you don't like watching her then don't. Many people enjoy watching Ms. Iiniku Uchijima very much and we hope you do too. If you send some positive vibes her way as you watch, you'll reap the benefits of Halloween magic.

The usual happy-go-lucky Ms. Shizuka Nakamura has recently changed her tune in this video. Here we see Ms. Shizuka as serious and lonely. In Japan, when it looks as if the girls are lonely, well actually, that’s not true if they have a PFR Pretty Face Rating over 9.50. Ms. Shizuka has a PFR of 9.758 according to exclusive documents obtained from the Japanese Ministry of Facial Judgement MFJ. Because of Ms. Shizuka’s outstanding rank, she is allowed to enter public facilities and special buildings. Ms. Shizuka not only has an impressive PFR but she is also one of the most prolific, and seasoned gravure girls in Japan. Enjoy Cherub feat. Shizuka Nakamura.

Well well well... There's no getting away from this one here. Ms. Minamo Kusano, a.k.a Leon Kadena, is no stranger to the business. Had Ms. Minamo never gotten into modelling, she would have gotten into the laundry and cleaning services. Now under strict Japanese governmental orders, all ladies in Japan must keep their clothes clean, especially their undies. Many men in Japan want to know exactly where this rooftop is located in order to inspect Ms. Minamo's undies for code violations. They do this via the sniff test. We at the Japan Channel are under strict orders not to divulge the location of the rooftop. We can however tell you that if you really want to know, just follow your nose. You must hurry before those undies get the fresh flowery odor burnt away by global warming.

Here we go again! It's 2023 and everyone in Japan is getting the new Covid-19 injection. The WHO has brought in it’s a novel approach to getting Japanese men to take the jab by enticing them with the likes of Ms. Ai Yamagami. In this video we see how Japan does it. Ms. Ai is all geared up with this cute little pink corset and a giant syringe to administer the kill shot. Actually, in Japan, all of the shots are a placebo except those meant for the gaijin. Go figure. Because of Japan’s novel approach to having suckers jabbed by young cutie pie nurses sexily uniformed with the addition of cute little pink corsets, men are lining up in droves and forking out the cash. Some men beg for a second shot a few days later just to see Ms. Ai Yamagami again! Enjoy!

Here we see Ms. Yuri Kijima and she is looking good or should we say, "licking good".
This video might also refresh the old adverb lickety-split. Lickety-split is when a fine young lady quickly does a doggy split with the intention of showing off her vulva. At first the vulva is hidden under her undies. As the temperature of the vulva rises, the undies are removed where we have a clear view of the labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, vestibular bulbs, and vaginal opening. Lickety-split is defined as “at great speed” and is spoken as a colloquialism. Lickety-split entered English in the first half of the 19th century just at the time English came to Japan. In order to reproduce the English sound of the letter 'L', scientists in Japan use the speed-curvature power law of the tongue. This law is also used when engaging in cunnilingus. Miss Kijima finds cunnilingus to be the most satisfying sexual act. The tongue creates an intense range of sensations which Miss Kijima finds irresistible. This law uses an experimental paradigm designed to elicit a wide range of tongue speeds. These Japanese scientists surely are cunning linguists.

Some women simply get it while other women never will? The world is changing rapidly but for the few remaining gentlemen that still exist on this flat planet there also still exist ladies like Ms. Eri Haruka. Eri is every gentleman's cup of tea. So let gen-z go after the nasty loudmouth tattooed LGBTQ zombitards. We gentlemen on flat Earth have another agenda. The gentleman's agenda is to stay here with the lovely ladies like Ms. Eri. We need to step up our game in encouraging Tardlandia to continue playing global warming and wearing diapers on their faces. Watching the zombifags beg to be accepted into an assisted living unit in Asgardia will give gentlemen great joy and make Ms. Eri smile even more.

You've heard it a million times, "Don't eat sugar". Well, Ms. Ayaka Komatsu takes a different approach. You see Ms. Ayaka knows that sugar is basically play food and that it should only be is used as a means to increase libido and arousal. Doctor's in Tanzania, after 4000 years of research recently revealed a startling analysis regarding the link between low libido and contracting viruses. In an article published in the prestigious Tanzania Medical Journal (TMJ) dated 09/11/2001 b.c., scientists clearly show the link between low libido and catching ebola. Low libido comes from many environmental factors and other health issues and a long list of theses factors can be found at the Pfizer Pharmaceutical website.
So, Ms. Ayaka knows the the opposite is true. Ms. Ayaka's reasoning is quite logical. "I am sweet, sugar is sweet and love is sweet". It's a trifecta! So please don't eat sugar to become a big fat tubby lard ass. Use it for the purpose of increasing libido. Go out there and buy your girl some candy and get down to business.

What do you think when you see a woman’s nipples through her shirt” “Turkey’s done!” There's nothing more erotic than lobular protrusion of the nipple when stimulated by a silk blouse but only when those headlights belong to a wonderful and charming young lady like Ms. Misato Ichikawa. Ms. Misato's erogenous response happens when men simply glance at the nozzles. Her proud, erect nipples rub up against her shirt ever so slightly and it drives men crazy. Every man wants to protect this charming young lady so that they'll have a chance to indulge in her lactatiousness. As we make eye contact, Misato's alveoli become engorged with stimulation and she feels it all way down south in the main errogenous zone. So sit back and enjoy this video entitled Turkey's Done! feat. Ms. Misato Ichikawa.

It’s the flat out truth that each and every human on this flat earth has a frequency. It’s not just humans that have a frequency but also everything else that exists in God’s given universe. On any given day, one frequency that might be healthy for one individual might prove unhealthy for another individual. And, as it stands, so it goes with gold. Gold is not an element that we need to ingest like iron, zinc or potassium. Instead, gold is an element that we need to wear. When humans wear gold, negative frequencies that abound in the space between gluons and higgs-boson particles can not penetrate into the body. When negative frequencies cannot penetrate into the body, viruses are not activated. This is what spies discovered in the space kingdom of Asgardia three months ago. It was noted by a CERN promulgated algorithm that no citizens of the space kingdom of Asgardia were activating the COVID-19 virus. This is a remarkable statistic. The spies who spied on the CERN scientists are certain of the reason. The reason is because the citizens of Asgardia guard their asses with gold garb. Humans were taken off the gold standard 50 years ago and since then, they have gotten sicker and sicker. This is fantastic for the medical industrial complex. If you choose not to live in that realm, you can ask for consultation from Ms. Izumi Asuka. Here in this video we see Ms. Izumi guarding the entrance to the Toi Kinzan Gold Mine situated deep in the forest of the Izu Peninsula. Ms. Izumi escaped from Tokyo and when she landed far away in Toi Town, the residents saw her as as a goddess and showered her with gold jewelry. They even gave her a gold metal bikini 👙 and beyond all imagination, Ms. Izumi's skin turned into gold. So now Ms. Izumi is fully protected from the any virus or any jab for that matter. Her life is balanced and properly frequented. So, please take Ms. Asuka’s advice to not only get back on the gold standard and but also to get back to wearing gold.

Sometimes you just have to say, “Wow”!
Here in this video we see a lovely young lady named Nanami Yoshika! You probably wonder how we come upon such great and lovely sweet little cutie pies but that secret shall never be divulged. We hope you can understand and appreciate our non-disclosure policy. We don’t upload so many videos to this platform but as videos are developed we will do our best to make them available to all of you. Thank you very much for watching. So, sit back, relax and enjoy “Wow! feat. Nanami Yoshika”

We see here with Ms. Narumi Amaha that cleanliness can be brought to a whole new level. Ms. Narumi Amaha spends her day dusting, cleaning up and smiling. What a pleasure to see that there is still some normalcy in this world. So sit back, relax and enjoy Cleaning Up feat. Narumi Amaha.

Greeting your neighbors with a smile is an important cultural tradition in Japan. Sometimes that smile turns into an invitation for tea. After a nice cup of tea, what’s next you might ask. Well, that’s a good question and the answer is quite simple and that is that it’s up to you and your neighbor. Here, Ms. Minami Kojima plays the perfect hostess and allows me into her inner chamber to record her after tea activity. Ms. Minami is a sweet young lady who is very shy but after a cup of matcha, she gets the urge to match up and show off what she’s got. Sit back, relax and enjoy My Next Door Neighbor feat. Minami Kojima.

Light Blues feat. Sayumi Michishige

Good morning to this very cute daughter who goes by the name of Sayumi Michishige. Everybody in Japan knows Ms. Sayumi as “the cutest daughter of the morning”. Ms. Sayumi is getting older now and with Respect for the Aged Day just around the corner, Ms. Sayumi is feeling an array of different shades of the blues. One thing that keeps the ladies in Japan young are their high heeled shoes. Ms. Sayumi is sporting a very cool blue pair to indicate to us all how she feels inside her soul about the ongoing Corona panic. As the “cutest daughter of the morning”, the last thing Ms. Sayumi wants to do is to hide her cuteness behind some silly faggot mask. All girls want to show off their beauty and youthful spirit. This beauty doesn’t last forever and they need to make the most of it before they become old and decrepit. Although the power of the Corona faggot mask has got the whole nation of Japan under a spell you can clearly see in this video that the spell has not been cast upon Ms. Sayumi. The power of the spell can not override the power of Ms. Sayumi’s cuteness. Ms. Sayumi doesn’t even think of wearing one of those filthy assed Corona masks. So if your feeling blue, why don’t you take a walk on the beach and enjoy Light Blues feat. Sayumi Michishige.

Welcome to the future. Here we have Ms. Aki Sakura. With the amazing recent advancements in technology, Japanese scientists and engineers are enhancing and creating unique beings by combining the art of cybernetics, quantum algorithms, and alchemy to recreate the ultimate transhuman hybrids. With all the rage about chimeras, what in the world are you worried about when the final specimen is what we see here! This hybrid here, Ms. Aki Sakura, is a state-of-the-art, to keep it easy let's say... Trans-Cyberdoll! Just look at her! Is she human or not? In this video, Ms. Aki is being put to the test. As you see, the scientists and engineers have removed her mask to see how the population will be affected. There is an underlying fear in Japan that a new strain will unleash itself like the Kraken in the vaxxed. Let's hope Ms. Aki survives even though it doesn't really matter because thousands just like her are being built right now. "Thousands"? Hell, why not millions! Please give her a thumbs-up down below.

It's not like we have all the free time in the world here at channel headquarters and to be honest, neither does Ms. Yume Takeda. Ms. Yume is a busy young lady as she works for one of the oldest and most respected kimono factories in all of Japan. Her nimble fingers really know how to sew the old fashioned way and as she says in her own words, "It's all in the fingers." We asked her if there was any double meaning in her expression but she just gave us that wry smile for which she is known for and left us to wonder what she meant exactly. She then went back to work on a kimono that was being tailor made for a member of a highly respected family.

How does one find this kind of music? Well, haven't you noticed yet that this is a channel to help you escape from the diabolical sounds pumped into your brains everyday from advertising, bar music, YouTube videos, TV, etc.? If you want to know where you can find this free downloadable music, just ask. I'll send you the link.

Let's acquaint ourselves with with Momo Sakura. In Japan she is known as Peach Cherry. Here we see Ms. Momo in all her happiness and splendor. She looks innocent but nothing could be further from the truth. So, let it be know far and wide that Ms. Momo is not playing games as she fights the woke tyranny with everything she's got. Ms. Momo provides just rewards for any man who keeps keep their wits during the war. Good luck soldier!

Here we see the playfulness of Kitty Ms. Mau Ozora. She displays this playfulness to explain to the world the nature of the Cat and Mouse Game. She's as playful as they come although some conservatives can't really see anything but degeneracy. It's not degenerate but rather playful. When we contemplate the Cat and Mouse Game from the perspective of Speedy Gonzalez, Tom and Jerry, and Sylvester and Tweety, wouldn't the next series have to be Mau and you. With this one here it should excite you to play the mouse. That's actually how relationships actually begin. You don't want to suddenly find yourself in a tortured relationship of fight or flight with Ms. Mau and although Ms. Mau can never really be satsified, the perpetual frustration of not attaining a symbiotic relationship always ends in separation. This reciprocal pursuit of hunt and escape from each other is what ultimately brings you together for more. This is the 'cat and mouse game.' The idiom dates back to 1675. Ms. Mau remarks, "I like the beginning. My waving fanny gets him attracted. It's like the cheese in the trap or the salt-lick in the forest. If he licks too hard my trap will snatch him." But here at the channel we must say, "Men! Beware of Ms. Mau. She's always hungry. She can never be satisfied no matter how much of her favorite white liquid she's given to gulp down. This is actually her expression of the fear of intimacy. Her catful activity is a kind of Kabuki dance. Maintain a certain distance in the relationship.
Your desire for a relationships with Ms. Mau reflects an underlying ambivalent attachment in your childhood. Ambivalent attachment results in suspicion. In adulthood, considerable distress from separation results because of the deep underlying fear that one is cheating on the other."
Psychoanalyst Margaret Mahler has the goods on this type of behavior. Our pursuit of independence is tempered by our feelings, especially our feeling and desire to have contact with a warm pussy... cat. Yes yes, pussycat, pussycat, that's what I meant to say. Sorry for the Freudian slip.
Anyway, your underlying fear is that Ms. Mau will eat you alive and her underlying fear is that you'll leave her for not having the ability to supply her white milky needs. The truth is that neither one of you know how to be intimate without fear of consumption or abandonment. The mouse is delighted that the pussycat is interested and the pussycat is delighted to put that mouse in her mouth. Now that's a mouthful!