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Looks like the folks at TECHN0CORP are at it again, the waste pipe they think no one will notice is currently leaking radioactive waste that walks away, or hops away, whatever..

New Season 7/21/2020

When you're a mantis-type, and another mantis-type does something clever, you've gotta do something, also clever, or else its like you lost. Mantis-types never lose. Know this.

New Season 7/21/2020

This patented new design from MANTI5 Skate & Snow senses icy weather conditions much like the TCS system in your old-timey vehicles, retracts its "landing gear" so to speak, and you're off and headed down the slopes, almost without even noticing. Hurry into your local SacPun and grab a SKA/SNO series deck before they are sold out / your rights are stripped away to the point where you lease a board instead of owning one.

"you didn't quit skating because you got old, you got old because you quit skating" - Jayboy Adams

New Season 7/21/2020

Headed to the slopes? Mantis Skate & Snow Co brings you the smoothest ride available on the snow. Settle for nothing but the smoothest ride. And don't forget to stop by Mofo's and grab a nice hot to-go beverage for the lift attendant!

Stay smooth out there..

New Season 7/21/2020

Jameson is having himself a time. Be safe out there and watch for flying debris.

Note: the music is a cover / parody of a song you might recognize. Don't be alarmed, that's all its intended for.

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New Season 7/21/2020

Its a regular Sunday for Mr B hangin out at work...

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New Season 7/21/2020

From all of us here at Mofo's Coffee, Happy New Year!! And may your year be filled with adventure and discovery! And good coffee!

New Season 7/21/2020

Note: no actual chickens were made in the harming of this film.

Happy New Year's Eve!!! This mantis-type says his favorite way to celebrate is by getting JACKED on coffee and then heading home just in time to bang pots and pans at midnight - the old fashioned way!! How do you celebrate New Year's Eve? Spending quality time with your loved ones? Banging pots and pans together loud enough to have the neighbors call the cops? Sneaking drinks.....of coffee? Let us know if you have a New Years Eve tradition that is "way out there."

New Season 7/21/2020

Life getting stressful? There is a way to break away from all that stress! Ever go for a nice skate? When the weather is warm, which is all the time here, sometimes we do. Sometimes we skate all day and don't come home til the sun sets. When do you prefer to skate? Late at night? early in the morning? Evening time is best for this mantis-type.

Ride Mantis Skateco skateboards and submit skate demos showcasing our products to [email protected]

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New Season 7/21/2020

Note: The song is a cover / parody of a song you may recognize. Don't be alarmed, that's all its intended for

Here at General Spacecraft, we pride ourselves on always delivering a quality product specified exactly to your needs. If you're into "that retro look" and would like to remain modern as far as convenience, our patented Parallel-O-Van series models are good for domestic, and interplanetary travel. Whether your destination lies ahead or above, relative to whichever planet you're on... Its the new Parallel-O-Van, from General Spacecraft. Travel happy out there.

Merry Christmas to all you out there! Enjoy your Holiday, however you celebrate, and be responsible!

Note: The song is a cover / parody of a song you may recognize. Don't be alarmed, that's all its intended for.

No matter what kind of turbulence you may face, you can rest assuredly that your GS product's built in intergalactic Piloting System will carry you safely and smoothly through any sort of force nature or otherwise could throw your direction. If its comin up a storm out there, just turn on your vehicle and our auto-activated space-shield anti-theft / anti-damage system for accident avoidance will initiate. The science gets a little weird from there. Be safe out there and be sure to visit every part of your galaxy, as all of our units are powered by a GS 30lifetime power-cell capable of sustaining the equivalent of a cul-de-sac's worth of kilowatt hours for several Earth years.

Phil's on the hunt, seems he forgot he already called. Maybe later bro

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New Season 07/21/2020

No matter how large or small your needs may be, we have a spacecraft that we're sure will be suited to your liking. Whether you're trying to go big and live in style and comfort or be a minimalist and make a very small space work, here at General Spacecraft we stand by our 30 lifetime warranty. Stop in today and check out some of our latest and greatest models.

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New Season 07/21/2020

Note: The song is a cover / parody of a song you may recognize. Don't be alarmed, that's all its intended for.

To all parental units of young humanoid Man-tises and Mantis-types:

While its important to stay in shape, we don't recommend allowing your kids to go roaming the universe willy-nilly in search of small meteors, there has been a destructive trend or "challenge" if you will, not dissimilar to the tidepod incident of 2018. This trend is to find a meteor less than 20 meters in diameter, park your ship on it, and start to run across the surface until it is spinning violently (and off its original path), then get back in your ship and leave it to do whatever it does. While this sounds like a funny idea, we've had several close calls and it needs to stop. This is very dangerous behavior and individuals caught using GS products for this type of activity will have their Intergalactic Operator's License suspended or permanently revoked.

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New Season 07/21/2020

Mr Beullschitez hanging out at home, and another friend visits the venue.

Lots more to come, keep your eyes open and your heads up. The water's warm but you need air to breathe.

New Season 07/21/2020

General Spacecraft is your number one most trusted brand since 1984. We will always provide a quality spacecraft, now introducing family space vehicle packages. Includes our unlimited data within .2 miles of the vehicle and our patented auto-activated space-shield anti-theft / anti-damage system for accident avoidance. You'll never need insurance, just hold on tight, the latest models are capable of travelling the length of the milky way twice in a second. Intergallactic speed limits posted and General Spacecraft does not endorse or condone spontaneous maneuvering or other erradic behavior while operating a GS product. We reserve the right to shut down your Spacecraft at any time for any reason if you do not abide by our system of standards and regulations. Thanks for reading, and happy travels!

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New Season 07/21/2020

This dude brought enough for everyone in his study group, now the afternoon will consist of productivity instead of procrastination. Word!

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New Season 07/21/2020

The front side of our venue is the back side of our coffee shop.. sortof.. and she is a beauty! Unfortunately, Buellschitez Bank and Trust looms overhead, but not overhead the overhead. Over heard?

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New Season 07/21/2020

Don't steal someone else's coffee. That's like taking their good morning away. Who wants that?

Cynthia takes her coffee about as seriously as she does her fights. This is how they usually go. Just don't do it.

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Hands up!

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New Season 07/21/2020

No soda available here, sorry about your luck there, chap.

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New Season 07/21/2020

Come hang with us, new season 07/21/2020

Episode 1 is a fun one, can't wait to show you all!

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Periodically we will be doing features of bands and artists at the shop in our Mofo's Venue facility next door. This is the first Mofo's Presents Feature Artist video. Hope you enjoy it, and stay tuned!

Note: the audio is an artistic parody of a song you might recognize. Don't be alarmed. That's all its intended for.

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