A dramatic reading of what we can only hope was a satirical post made in worship of Belle Delphine.

Gamer girl and elite government operative Gordon Freeman embarks on his harrowing mission to leave no witnesses in the infamous Black Mesa incident. Elon Musk brought this on himself.

We check a look at the final release version of this Chinese as all heck first person shooter slasher thing.

Seems kinda neato.

Whoa we still exist? Amid the crayola apocalypse? That's crazy.

Let's celebrate by diggying some diggy diggy holes in space. Bring your bug spray.

This is it. The big one. We hash out the best games of the last ten years, and an overall winner.

Good thing we're not an actual authority on this because things get...weird.

So 2019 happened.

Let's talk about the games we played this year, and rank them.

The numbers don't lie. This is the only way to discover the , ONE, TRUE, GAME OF THE YEAR.

Good thing we're not crazy enough to attempt to do this for the last decade's worth of games.

We're finishing this fight. In a volcano. With cheats.

We've been copying everything over from our youtube channel because the future of that site and the fate of smaller creators on that platform is uncertain. We just want to have fun and share our videos with people. This is the final piece of backlogged content, so now we're all up to date. There's going to be a bit of a gap before we start uploading fresh content due to scheduling and other issues that tend to spring up this time of year, but come the new year we hope to spring back in full force. Thanks for checking us out.

Battle royale in the bayou. The perfect guide on how to win with style and be the very best at any game. No panicked hiding whatsoever.

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This was probably a mistake. What even are stairs? Like, how do you stairs?

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Alright. You grab her, I'll yoink her.

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Behold. Canada.

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This is it. We've done it. We've achieved pink. What is pink?

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We've got ourselves a classic fight-guys-all-night-guys situation here.

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This some Chinese Dark Souls. With anime tiddies.

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Maybe the best warhammer 40k game?

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YO WHY IS THERE MUKDUK

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Cheats, anime, and dark souls. Pretty good but why tho

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Road Warrior Chris and his pizza nips have achieved the vaunted level of hAcKeR mAn

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Alright there Stan Lee we're onto you

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We take a little divey-doo into the latest expansion for Destiny 2. Pretty sure this whole game is haunted.

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Good thing we have plot armor for this scene.

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Let's blow up this fireworks parade.

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One step closer to the glorious PINK

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This game breaks so hard we may or may not give up on it XD

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We ripping brodies through the desert! We cannot be contained! Grab another billion guys and then it'll be a fair fight.

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