Sye Ten

- SyeTen

In this episode we discover that visiting your local place of worship can be a rewarding and culturally enriching experience.

Massive thanks to the sexiest patrons in the universe for making it possible for me to bunk off work and make these cartoons.

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In episode two we learn about the benefits of joining an international terrorist organisation.

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PS Apologies for the minor vest incident at 0:20
Always remember to parent your layers when using animation software.

First episode from the Sye Ten YouTube series "Truck of Peace" which was inspired by the 2016 Bastille Day ISIS attack in Nice.

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If you've ever wondered why people who want to opt out of the European Union are all massive racists, help is at hand in the form of Diane Abbott and the Eurowhore Fairy.
For those who are unfamiliar with the Eurowhore Fairy, here she is in action (with comments disabled for reasons unknown): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Fq6...
For those unfamiliar with the UK's beloved Diane Abbott, here are some of her finest moments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ262b7wBI
With enormous thanks to all the adorable Patreon donors. I'm so hard for you :)
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PS About the old map... The break up of Yugoslavia, the dissolution of Czechoslovakia, the reunification of Germany etc were major political events that took place in very recent history, yet here we all are rubbing along together merrily. Brexit oughta be a walk in the park compared to that shit :)

Why would a queer person support Muslims, eh?

Only Riley Dennis has the answer:
https://youtu.be/luVtiYlnIyU

Praise be to Tom Lehrer (peace be upon him) for the musical inspiration:
https://youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY

Plentiful and erotic thanks to The Rationalizer for beating my lyrics into shape:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheRationalizer

And throbbing, pendulous and engorged gratitude to my girthsomely sexy supporters:
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Music from "The Ballad of Barry & Freda" by the magnificent Victoria Wood.

HUGE thanks to The Rationalizer for writing the bulk of the song and for all your advice and inspiration.

The Rationalizer's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheRationalizer

If you or anyone you know can record this song in Arabic, The Pharaoh has written an epic translation here:

https://goo.gl/BDDo7X

He says it'll work best for an Egyptian singer, so if that's you and you have a decent mic, you can find the instrumental version of the song here:

https://goo.gl/tyGbxu

Send any stuff to me at [email protected]

Fanx!

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Here's a link to the graphics and music assets if you fancy making your own version: https://goo.gl/bMrbG6

Level 1: Bastille Day
Drive down to Nice and bump into a few locals, but stay clear of the naughty gendarmerie!

Level 2: Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
Can you work out which ladies are suitably dressed for a day at the beach? Leave the believing women unharmed, but feel free to take all the Western whores into your possession. Don't forget to bump into the evil anti-Burkini Police while you're passing!

Level 3: Rescue mission
Let's head North to Calais and see how many absolutely genuine 14 year-old Syrian boys we can collect.

Level 4: European Welcome Committee
Our darling little refugees urgently need to be relocated to European safe spaces that coincidentally just happen to be in the most prosperous welfare states in the world.

Currently this game is only available to members of al-Dawla al-Islamiya al-Iraq al-Sham.

Thanks so much to everyone for your kind wishes and support. I'm healing up pretty well and still off my tits on Tramadol :)

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"Turned Alt-Right Again!"
(Thanks, fomoran)

And thank you to the sexy ghost of George Formby: https://youtu.be/aCfByG5SCIs

"There are different approaches to dealing with problems. One is to try to understand, to reach out, and change ideologies by talking. The other is to mock, stir up the flames of hatred, and add nothing to the net good in the world."

As a long-time admirer of Alex Botten, I am certain he'll totally love this. However, I find it increasingly necessary to punch myself in the face when visiting his channel. Punching myself in the face is a policy of fascism, which leaves me no option but to punch myself in the face to avoid becoming a Nazi sympathiser.

The "home town" line is a bit sloppy. I was aiming for something like "Ethnically diverse cities are brilliant, but I deliberately choose to live in a town on the outskirts with an overwhelmingly white population". Never mind. It's only a song.

Huge thanks, kisses and tickles to everyone for your impossibly generous support on Patreon.
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London Bridge special, featuring three guys hungry for a place in paradise.

Three friends hire a van for a late night drive through the streets of London and soon discover that fasting all day can give you a healthy appetite for peace.

Sitcom starring Abz, Youssef and Rachid.

Guest appearances: Sadiq Khan, Bob Geldof, Eddie Izzard, JK Rowling, Lily Allen & Owen Jones.

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Have you ever wondered how to draw a totally accurate portrait of Muhammad peace and blessings be upon him?
Of course you have!
Listen in awe to the inspiring words of Ustadh Wahaj Tarin as he gives a comprehensive account of the prophet's physical appearance.

Original video: https://youtu.be/BkCZ34PNsyY

Huge thanks to Raf Uddin who suggested this idea way back in May.

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