Merry Quarantine and Happy New Fear! Californians please wear a mask while commenting. I don't want you to get a felony. -FO

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Spread songs, not viruses. Called "insensitive" by the nurse who helped me with the terminology, as if it's my fault the symptoms rhyme. -FO
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You would not believe the amount of effort that went into making a tenor who's never had a vocal lesson sound like a boy band. But how bout that falsetto? -FO
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Crouching tiger, hidden taxes. All "policy" screenshots taken from yang2020.org

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Your friend convinces you to hide your power level and stash the MAGA hat when meeting their squad for the first time. What could go wrong?

The First Offendment turns hit songs into political parodies that are sure to anger the 16-24 demographic. Got a song idea? DM it to us!
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Like the barbarian invasions of the Roman Empire, the consumerist low-information millenial will surely be the death of our own d̶e̶m̶o̶c̶r̶a̶c̶y̶ representative republic. Shoutout to all the imageboards out there who made this possible.

The First Offendment turns hit songs into political parodies that are sure to anger the 16-24 demographic. Got a song idea? DM it to us!
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