I apologize for my shitty math. I was just spitballing.

POWERFUL! This is the cologne version of King Arthur’s sword or Thor’s Mjolnir. Are you Beta Ray Bill or just Beta? If you’re not super masculine, don't even order this because you’ll be clowned mercilessly and rightfully so. This is not a bitch boy fragrance.

No, not THAT kind of grooming.

Knock ‘em dead with these ancient elixirs.

The American Middle Class is banal and insipid and life is pointless to them. Many only work for their weekend Soma (drugs and alcohol at bars) and to eat food that is not meant so much to be physically nourishing, but to be fodder for their social media accounts. Their thoughts are so brainless and their lives are so pathetic, that they robotically do banal and insipid things like this every week because it is societally expected of them.

The White characters are bumbling, diminutive, undesirable, gay, etc., while the Black characters are portrayed as looming over or judging the White ones and are made to look more mainstream, accomplished or erudite

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