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X marks the spot for the halfway point on our racing career!

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Alright if it sounds like I'm burning out towards the end of these two series, don't worry about that. Because I've already got the next game all lined up and ready to record and I'm not going away any time soon, I just started this after all.

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I'd say, I'm already halfway there...halfway there...half..way...there...

help me

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*Description Edited Just in case to prevent takedowns*

So this here is Bowling for the Fairchild Channel F.

There's not really much to say about it but my philosophical rambling speak for themselves on Bowling in the Early Days of video gaming.

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So yeah this track is an hourglass looking thing and stuff...

psst! help me! thinking of interesting witty banter is hard when your in the equivalent of a void!

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There really isn't much to say about this Game, if you've played checkers Physically with the Game pieces and everything then you can play this game as well.

Yeeeeahhhh...

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Track title: Lines.

Hooray for inconsistent Naming of Video Titles!

So Finally were a third of the way through the game and I still haven't recorded the final 5 or so parts yet.

Why do I bring this up as I speak? Twofold:

1. Description Padding!!! (yeah I know its a stupid reason :P)
and 2.IT'S AN UPLOADING BLITZ I'VE BEEN GOING ON BOIZ!!!!

"If I ever do that again hit me." -Timmy Turner; that episode where he went to Denzel Crocker's Past.

First Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/IRx9XeW3JWio/

Previous video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/Th2JKthCHK8Y/

Next Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/BgAuuj3pvxp3/

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Not much to really say here...it's...Hangman...

Yeeeahhhh...

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Towards the 1/4 of the way through our career mark we start getting actual character development in this series as we are finally acknowledged as a Rookie!

And maybe stop getting so physical and killing our PR and Public image and perception in the Meta-Narrative of this LP.

Oh yeah this is the Track called Circles, I forgot to add that part almost... derp.

First video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/IRx9XeW3JWio/

Previous video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/qyhDioc2PlAp/

Next video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/YKml1weoxBYa/

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And now we come to one of the Most Original, outstanding, breakthrough games on the Fairchild channel F that is GLORIOUSLY going to revitalize it's potential and send the mases flocking and clamoring to play it's greatness!!!

...NOT! Stupid Breakout Clone! Breakout is overdone!

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Previous Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/IRx9XeW3JWio/

Next Video : https://www.bitchute.com/video/Th2JKthCHK8Y/

The good news is there are only 5 races left for me to record as I type this!

The Bad news is that I am fighting with Bitchute's Processing and "active times" in my region (i.e. when it decides to buffer and upload videos well and if it works at all... :( ) [No offense to the guys running it it'll get better the more people start to use it ;) ]

But anyway this is the course I like to call intestine. I don't think there are official names for these courses so I just made them up to give them some kind of identity. Ain't i nice?

...err...mostly nice?

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Now this Game is the Highlight of the Whole Console looking back on my run-through of the whole series of games for this system.

It certainly is the most unique entry out of the whole bunch anyway.

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Next Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/qyhDioc2PlAp/

Alright this is the second time I've tried to launch this part without Bitchute eating my video. I'll update this description when I actually see my content working.

EDIT: Alright I suppose the thing about Bitchute at the time of me writing this is that it doesn't process videos as well during the hours of "nighttime" as it's defined on my end.

I also hope that I'm not giving out enough info to dox myself but, I'll have to deal with that if I come to it, as stupid as that approach sounds...

But for the Video proper this is going to be my next Big Game I'll LP which will inevitably pale in comparison to the Colossal Cave Adventure for obvious reasons.

It won't be a good successor and won't hold a candle to the original my better work.

Kinda like most Sequels in the early days!

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Unfortunately the original recording of this was lost i.e. I didn't like how it turned out so I supplemented it for this new one I retroactively created as its replacement.

Don't get used to this though because I don't think situations like this one will come up very much within my foreseeable future.

Wanna Play?:
https://archive.org/details/Sonar_Search_1977_Fairchild

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Skip Ahead to the Gameplay at 1:10 if you hate the wait!

Alright Here's the Next attempt to upload a New Video and I'm going to see if the Error occurs if it does not occur then there will be no Edit on this Video's Description,

But more about the Game it's a Battlehip Shooting Gallery on the Ocean! And...

Yeah that's about it :P

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Alright after an extensive recording session as I type this I've finished up all of the Fairchild Channel F Videogames I could get working. When I upload Alien Invasion that will be the last you hear of it.

For the Video itself this is one of the Better games for the Fairchild (that I got working) by the name of Robot War, which is a pretty great way to kill time if you have nothing to do on the net and you're curious.

EDIT: Wow It was a Pain to Upload this... Couldn't tell you why. Mysterious Error Messages kept happening with account sign-outs left and right... Your guess is as good as mine but I for one hope that the worst of it i over as I'm going to try to Upload some more after I type in the relevant bells and whistles on this vid.

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...or err, "Ragequit Nim" at the very least...

Yeah, I'm not good at certain types of video games... It sucks but not everybody can master everything...

I mean people have written great things about the game and basic strategies around it but... I'm not that dedicated to winning it.
You can try though: In fact Be my Guest! Maybe you can beat Nim and be Better than me at that! I don't mind!

The Game:
https://infogalactic.com/info/Nim

Wanna Play?:
https://archive.org/details/Magic_Numbers_and_Mind_Reader_and_Nim_1977_Fairchild

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Let's Play a Guessing Game Now! on the Fairchild Channel F Gaming system!

Also I'm not sure if I should be giving out the links to the Archive where you can play these videogames but on the other hand, that archive is open to the public and free and for documentational research purposes sooo...

Wanna Play?:
https://archive.org/details/Magic_Numbers_and_Mind_Reader_and_Nim_1977_Fairchild

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And this time in our adventures to LP everything for the Alternative Internet to build it up. We find our selves doing two things at once:

1. Playing Video Blackjack
2. Stuck with the Fairchild F Gaming Console for the next good long while for better or worse.

And as our Brave Boy Billy Batson once said:

"This Story is so long that not even I know how it ends!"

Translation: I haven't finished all of the games for it yet as I type this. (At least what I can get to work anyway.

Wanna Play?
https://archive.org/details/Video_Blackjack_1976_Fairchild

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Weird Title Right? Well it's a pretty cool game despite the name. Don't judge books by their covers after all!

If you're curious about the song it's 'Perfectly' by the band 'Huckapoo' so there go look up that if you're curious.

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And thus the Colossal Cave Adventure Ended.

First Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/gFthmoCxHfkD/

Previous Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/fZ9AAlGQsVZ1/

I get that this Let's Play was more of a "Zany Reactions" type of gaming rather than an informative take on the work but if you want to know more about Colossal Cave Adventure I would recommend checking out these links I found while '''editing''' or splitting up more accurately the 'meat' of my playthrough:

https://infogalactic.com/info/Colossal_Cave_Adventure

The Youtube (hate that this isn't on Bitchute yet... -_- ) video by noriko miyagmi for a much more "professional and informative take on the game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrNTD6McrJ0

http://rickadams.org/adventure/

And no I'm not recommending that video because of "Muh Lady Male Feminism" I genuinely think that its a good if rather long playthrough by someone who knows what she's doing in regards to the game. And she shows you the actual 'Ending' I tried to show off in my playthrough. So consider what she does as a "Colossal Cave Updated Version" if you want to think of it in that way.

Next Time...Well it'll be whatever the hell I choose to do next.
....orrrrrr at worst a three Month Hiatus where you won't hear from me till Late August maybe.

(sucks I know but I don't think it'll last long and I'm gonna try my best in other avenues of my sprawling internet career in the meantime~)

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And Now...
The Thrilling Climax to the entire Let's Plays series barring the conclusion video!
Of which I make special.

Unfortunately I did not create a highlight reel for this video or the next one so the events contained within it will be kept a surprise~

Though this is where that 'brick joke' I referenced in an earlier description Highlight Reel rears its butt ugly mug...

After this video will come the Exciting and rather somber conclusion to my first Real Let's Play on this channel.

Yeah it sucks but Hey? What did you expect with a channel title like mine?

First Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/gFthmoCxHfkD/

Previous Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/esM2p9NX76sX/

Next Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/9nsBwws51yNd/

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These Next two Vids are rather long but the Conclusion is mercifully short on you all. And yes if you are seeing these uploaded in real time yes I'm tying to get this entire thing online in the span of a single day much like how I played this game.

39:00 Start Next Video Part.
40:00 We """""""strip naked""""""" (wink wink nudge nudge not really~)
in an alclove~ ohhh myyyyy~~~
41:16 We take the precious~~~.......Myyyy precious......
43:03 Take...longer...is Never a good sign... :(
43:20 Why is it backtracking again... -_-...
44:38 We take an Intermission to care for my computer~ *headpats my computer*
45:20 It'll calm down in a bi- Now.
46:00 This is how plover Actually works. (its a teleporter between 2 rooms)
47:07 I'm under some delusion that this gets me Long Dead Pharaoh Action... -_-
(disgusting necrophiliac degenerate fuck! :P)
(not into this either it's just a joke on my character again for the official records.)
48:13 The hell didn't you eat earlier numnuts?!?
48:20 Token Viewtiful Joe Reference even though nobody has played that game in years :P
49:00 The (frustrating) quest to fill a bottle with water!
50:20 Epic "I Want to Bottle Some Water Freakout!!!"
(Isn't this Clickbait a Really fucking annoying and dishonest way of getting your attention?!?!?!)
51:10 Err...I got it but...How??? *VOLUME WARNING*
(Actually there should a Volume Warning for all of my videos lets get real here :P)
52:28 I hate backtracking YET AGAIN!!! To a song this time! :D
54:00 Weird plant... :/
55:50 It takes a solid minute to plan out my quest for "cave water"
*loses all of his future viewers to that dead air* :P
57:08 Plant growth into... A Beanstalk of course!!!
57:40 if you dont know this one you have no childhood. :P
58:15 I subvert your expectations! ;)
(its funny how this game dodges copyright laws~ ;) )
1:00:55 I decide to cut it here abruptly because I'm sick of editing!
And I conclude that 39 minutes is a good length for the penultimate video
in this series!!!

First Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/gFthmoCxHfkD/

Previous Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/39byxxuCQfqf/

Next Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/fZ9AAlGQsVZ1/

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Strangely this one was a pain to upload...I have no idea why... :/

26:00 or so is where we begin (possibly)
26:39 FUCKING OIL POOLS?!? HOW DA THEY WORK?!?
27:05 And I dont wanna talk to a 'Textbased This' y'all mothafuckers lying and
getting meh PISSED!!!
27:40 I consider "Use lantern on oil" but I consider the possibility that
that would light it on fire and kill me!
28:50 ...i hate you game...
29:10 I Ragequit the Refueling of my Lantern!!!
29:47 Unexpectedly This goes Really Well and I get a Pillow
30:20 No Seriously Like REALLY WELL!
31:20 The first of many, many, backtracks... -_-
32:15 Now Seriously Place the Velvet Pillow BEFORE The Ming Vase. I'm being serious with you. No Clowning Around.
32:30 Like So.
33:35 SPOILERS It becomes a REAL! Pain-in-the-keister to get back there!
35:10 O.K. Mappy Find me A Different Route!
(I dont think this works... X( )
35:50 Why I love/hate the "Hubworld" in this game!
37:00 You can never get what you need when you need it...Like the Slab Room... >:(
37:40 GODDMNIT I'M BACK HERE IN THE HUBWORLD?!?!?!?!?!?!
38:00 God has mercy upon my tortured soul...
38:20 This is where I best bedquilt seriously!
38:50 P.S. Past me is a Liar~ I'm typeing this all in a Notepad and copypastaing
it into the description when I'm done chopping up the "meaty vid"
muwahahahahah!!!! >:3
39:15 Seems like a Good Cut off Point.

First Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/gFthmoCxHfkD/

Previous Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/lhzcPuBeq0He/

Next Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/esM2p9NX76sX/

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Alternate Title: I FREAKING HATE BEDQUILT!!!!!!!!
(Procedurally Generated by the Clickbait Creation Foundation)

Alright Now I did save my '''Hilarious''' Highlight Reel Notes for you guys for this part (and certain others)
If you want to just skip ahead to these times:

11:00 Beginning
11:18 We beat the maze for real this time
12:50 Leaving the maze to familiar territories
13:26 I admit to watching Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart the movie... >_<
14:18 What? I don't support Pedophilia I disavow it and here's why:

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iOyOGsWrOM ( i wish this was on bitchute)
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJEETweYMyI (I wish this was on bitchute too)

15:00 The first of many entrances into this 'hub world' basically.
16:23 I dispise the payoff for this thing... (Brick Joke Start)
16:44 WLE...Just Shut Up.
17:35 I hate Ye Olden Text Readers and Interpreters!!!
19:07 OMG!!! LIKE SPOILERS!!!! -Clover from Totally Spies
19:48 Ragequit! I'll be back...
20:32 DWARF BATTLE AGAINNNNN!!!
22:08 The bedquilt madness begins to unfoil...
22:50 OOH! A Secret Canyon!
24:20 Ragequit on the Bedquilt! We're not tired! WE WILL HIKE!!!
25:03 And then I turn into the Main Character from Green Eggs and Ham
(Fun fact: He is Never Named in that book to my knowledge!)
(Just the guy Sam-I-Am annoys to get him to try Green Eggs and Ham I guess and nothing more :P)
25:40 Okay NAO We Ragequit the Bedquilt Room!
26:00 We arrive at the Slab Room!

First Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/gFthmoCxHfkD/

Previous Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/zsjXc1moQ0nT/

Next Video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/39byxxuCQfqf/

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