Star Trek: Picard – 100 days, 100 stupids (1-50)

They do not move.

Presenting a by-no-means-exhaustive selection of facepalm-inducing inanities in Star Trek: Picard (in no particular order). Like so many modern TV shows and films, STP is so chock-full of dumb things – it's so dense, as Rick McCallum would say – that it almost defies analysis. Still, I may eventually get around to a review.

Proud.

Never forget the three billion.

A radical, beautiful idea.

Extremely Moronic Hologram.

It's totally the 24th century, guys.

Carpe diem. Or not.

Romulan Mrs Doyle.

What a piece of work.

Boiiiiiing!

It blossomed off-screen, OK?

We didn't think that far ahead.

Hugh Who?

Troi's continually devolving accent.

Orchidding me.

I was totally a Romulan senator, guys.

Remember me?

Music: Picard Song (Epic Maneuver Remix) by MastGRR

Poverty's back, and it's the white man's fault.

Deep-fried Mars, bra.

Please, please, please… stop.

Picard hates sci-fi.

Why beam someone out when you can beam… in?

Shriek Forever After.

"Synthetics."

Next time on Space General Hospital…