Postal 2

Ever have one of those weeks?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Unemployed

Ever have one of those weeks?

What explains “Sleepy Joe’s” explosion of success on Super Tuesday, after never having won a primary in multiple previous campaigns?
He was Biden his time.

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What do you call a Wednesday with no rain?
A dry hump day!

Ever have one of those weeks?

I just heard it's National Orgasm Day next Thursday!
Are you all coming?

Ever have one of those weeks?

Why did the naked guy go Black Friday shopping?
Because the underpants were a 100% off.

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Where do the cows go on a Saturday night?
To the mooooovies!