Bill Gates’ Project to Dim The Sun, 3571

Good evening, I’m still reporting on Bill Gates.
Here’s the latest wild story that couldn’t be true, but it is.
Mega Microsoft Billionaire Bill Gates has a new solution to global warming – since all of your average, run-of-the mill solutions would involve him having to fly commercial.
He wants to hire a team of high-flying cargo aircraft to spray a form of calcium carbonate into the upper atmosphere to obscure a portion of the sun’s light from earth, making the planet cooler.
Of course, Gates doesn’t’ have to worry about the price of his food doubling, tripling or increasing by a factor of 10. He will always be able to buy whatever he needs because wealth is a relative game.
Tucker too this story on last night and even then, had he not had an a credible expert in the field, I probably wouldn’t have believed this story.
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Sometimes it seems like the left’s newest thinking is deliberately set on wiping humanity clean off this planet. Why?

I’m still reporting from just outside the citadel of world freedom. Good day.