I Read The News

First published at 14:13 UTC on July 27th, 2021.

I Read The News

To the tune of Barry Manilow’s “I Write the Songs”

You see me on the boob tube
Sponsored by drugs for the old.
I’ve made my faustian bargain.
I am well paid,
And I read the news.

I read the news that tells you how you should think.
I r…

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