Guys - If she’s still alive, she’s probably single…

… I know at first that might sound, off putting, with the comet and the listerine and all. But she’s doing this a “challenge”. Just think of the challenges that you might could think up… now, think of the challenges you might could think up, after drinking a 12 pack of beer… it starts to get a little more interesting, but still gross I know. That’s why, with each one of them beers, you do a shot of tequila too. This way you’re bound to come up with all sorts of outstanding laudable challenges, and you have the added bonus of not remembering any if it, because of the alcohol induced blackout, you see?
And people ask why you would ever subscribe to someone like me… rigger please.
I wish it wasn’t so, cause I’d say some mo, but I gotta go. (Please make that rhyme, cause I can’t & it makes me so damn mad … so, mo, go… how can that not rhyme, you know? Whoa. No. I don’t think so) (Missed it by “this” much, and such).