24 - Why you don't have a man: The Break Up Dog

[Originally published Apr 27, 2015]

This is Paul Proteus in the ongoing series why you don't have a man. And in this episode going to talk about your damned dog.

Some of you get the break up dog. So you go through the break up and then you get a dog. And I see some of you walking the dog, and the way you walk the dog it's almost like you're acting out the middle scene in one of those god-awful chick flicks. Like it's always raining you're always by yourself and it's you - and the dog, and you - and the dog. Ad nauseum ad infinitum.