Star Wars The Force Awakens Encyclopedia Rantica! (Final Edit)
This is the final edit. Welcome to The Star Wars Force Awakens Encyclopedia Rantica! Video originally posted on Youtube on January 28th 2016
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In science fiction and fantasy, there's a line between magic & trickery, and J.J. Abrams crossed it.
00:01:12 The More I Think About This Movie, The More I Hate It.
00:03:12 Jar Jar Abrams Over Compensation
00:04:45 The Moment TFA Goes Bad
00:06:21 Kylo & Finn's Awkward Stare Scene
00:07:45 Kylo Ren's Awkwardly Long Force Pull Scene
00:09:50 Captain Phasma: Rite Aid Manager
00:10:56 Finn & Poe's Bromance
00:11:20 Luke, Han & Leia Should Be The Main Heroes in TFA.
00:15:40 Luke, Han & Leia Should Not Have Been Fuck Ups in TFA!
00:17:19 All the Male Characters in TFA are Fuck Ups.
00:19:28 Young Crowds Can't Relate to the Male Father Figure.
00:20:42 Jar Jar Abrams is a Typical Emasculated Jew Boy
00:22:28 Han Solo is Given No Respect or Dignity in TFA!
00:23:03 Elders Are Not Respected in TFA.
00:24:13 Lazy Writing (Han Solo's Death Makes No Sense)
00:27:11 Luke, Han & Leia Will Never Be Together Again as a Trio.
00:27:52 Carrie Fisher's Bad Acting (Lame Reaction to Han's Death)
00:31:51 The Forced Feminism Awakens (Finn & Rey)
00:35:05 Rey is All of a Sudden Amelia Earhart??!!
00:36:13 The Force Won't Teach You How to Speak Spanish.
00:37:38 Rey: Omnipotence Without Explanation = Bad Writing.
00:38:14 Rey is a Thief!
00:41:36 Finn, the Fuck Up! (Politically Correct Yet Hypocritical)
00:44:16 The Death of Chivalry (Finn & Rey)
00:49:36 Lando Calrissian, The Good Black Male Example.
00:52:04 Nauseating Disney Humor Between Finn & Rey.
00:53:20 Only Jedi's Should Wield a Lightsaber in Battle.
00:55:38 PART 2 - WHAT A PIECE OF JUNK!
00:55:48 The Force Awakens Hype Machine
00:59:20 Everyone & Everything is a Mystery in TFA!!
01:04:55 TFA Idiot Fanboy Reactions to Critical Thinking
01:06:40 What STAR WARS (Original Trilogy) Taught Me as a Kid.
01:09:30 Art/Writing is NOT Completely Subjective.
01:11:39 Art is Dead (The Dumbing Down of Society)
01:18:23 Many People Hated TFA. (Good, There's Still Hope)
01:20:46 MARVEL SUCKS!!! Star Wars is NOT a Marvel Movie!
01:29:18 I FUCKING HATE PREVIEWS and Pre-Movie Adverts!
01:31:02 The Cheezy Theater Previews Before Seeing TFA. :-D
01:35:43 The Force Awakens Cheezy CGI Characters.
01:36:16 TFA Fanboys Are Merely Reacting to the Prequels.
01:41:20 Defending the Prequels & George Lucas
01:43:03 Yes, Kiddies! Originality is Key! NO MORE REHASHES!
01:48:08 Originality is a Financial Risk to Corporate America.
01:49:46 Failed Opportunities( Ignoring STAR WARS Expanded Universe)
01:50:28 STAR WARS Has Become a Machine.
01:51:15 Basing TFA's Merit on Nervous Sellout Critics.
01:53:11 SAVING STAR WARS (Star Wars Needs to Become a Communal Effort)
01:56:02 (Make an Adult Star Wars Movie, and the Kids Will Follow.
02:00:44 I Knew TFA Sucked When I Heard That Women Liked It.
02:02:41 FUCK YOU, DISNEY!
02:03:05 The REAL REY
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