The Reason Why I Decided To Let Myself Go

If you want to see what borderline obesity looks like in a male who is usually 5'9" in the night, well, here it is. Pretty soon, I'll be crossing that border, for, in a year, I expect to be very skinny due to a lack of food since I won't have good credit scores on my cell phone. I'd like to believe God will beam me out in "The Rapture", but there are far better people than me who are living a hell on earth, so, why should I be so lucky? Oh, I believe that if i died I'd go to Heaven, for I believe Jesus died for my sins, but to make it out in the Rapture? Hmm. Anyway, consider this coming obesity as prepping.