They had me at… beautiful women… and vodka

…. Yes, beautiful women and vodka. Now, “not so beautiful” women, and any kind of liquor, would’ve probably done the trick, true. And that’s not to say that “ugly but willing” women and some beer, would’ve repulsed me, of course. Look, think of me as a simple man if you must… but when the ugly but willing women, and the beer, are all gone… I can get pretty God damn complicated … like oh I don’t know… like figuring out in advance, where the next batch of ugly bitches are going to come from. That’s right… hardly, “simple”. Or perhaps I should say, simply hard, I don’t know. What? I said they had me at beautiful women and vodka… did you forget already, dummy?