First published at 03:40 UTC on July 22nd, 2020.
He Must Be a Rascal
Yesterday, I Was At Grandma's,
And There She Asked Me:
Which Boy Do You Like?
To Which I Told Her:
I Am Open To Anything,
I Am Not Picky,
But There Is One Thing,
Which I Am Quite Strict On!
He Can Be Tall, He Can Be Small,
But He …
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He Must Be a Rascal
Yesterday, I Was At Grandma's,
And There She Asked Me:
Which Boy Do You Like?
To Which I Told Her:
I Am Open To Anything,
I Am Not Picky,
But There Is One Thing,
Which I Am Quite Strict On!
He Can Be Tall, He Can Be Small,
But He Must A Rascal.
If He's Fat, Or If He's Thin,
It's Completely Irrelevant To Me.
If He's Rich, It Wouldn't Hurt,
If He's Poor, It Wouldn't Matter,
I Have No Special Wish, Only
He Must Be A Rascal
Yes, There Are A Lot Of Good Boys,
Who Are Cautious All The Time,
But I Much Rather Prefer,
Those Who Also Get Up To Mischief Sometimes,
Because With Them,
There Is Always A Reason To Laugh,
And Then I Can Be Sure,
That Life Would Never Be Bland
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