TOO LONG HAVE WE AWAITED THE FUHRER TO COME, NOW HE IS HERE. HIS NAME FELIPE

In our grandest dreams, we envisioned a Fuhrer bold and wise, a beacon for the famished and the downtrodden, a master orator to challenge the mightiest foes, a magnetic force to draw legions of followers and allies to our cause.

Our hopes soared for a hero to rally behind, a figure so formidable that even our adversaries would tremble at their mention.

Alas, fate, in its infinite irony, bestowed upon us Felipe the "Truth".

Eschewer of the time-honored paths to revolution—be it through the economy, the political arena, or the sheer accumulation of influence to vanquish our jews—Felipe favors a strategy of vitriol and vulgarity, lobbed indiscriminately at passersby, with a penchant for shocking discourse aimed at the youth.

Verily, this is the paragon of Fuhrership we were destined for, as proclaimed by the very jews we seek to vanquish! They gave him to us, and they convince us that we should keep him.

Behold as Felipe engages in activism that is fit only for the GDL.

He promised us that he would be going door to door by now, to wake people up to the jews, but instead this is the best that he can offer.

One might expect such petulance from a mere child, yet here it sits, the cornerstone of our grand commander.

The path to triumph, it seems, is now unassailably clear!