THE SKY IS FALLING, as pure rain water! Florence Hurricane Rant

now I know, not everyone has bathtubs that are clean...to fill up to use as flush water. & I know that many people don't have 30 or 50 large plastic bottles to leave out in the rain, or to fill from taps. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
1st World PROBLEMS! oh no, it's gonna storm. They need to be buying gasoline & fuel mix to power neighbor's chainsaws at 4$/gallon not WATER at 2.50/gallon. What good are eggs without a stove top range? i guess I shouldn't be teaching grandmothers how to suck eggs. this panic is so backwards thinking! SIGH
having charcoal hibachi won't set off a fire alarm in a house with no electricity...and I'm pretty sure you can safely boil water, cook, and (no need for it) heat with charcoal.