Metaphor: Flat Earther Out Numbered By Globe Believers

… 4 against 1 - Flat Earther dude takes them all on. At the same time. Proving once again, the earth is indeed, flat. This is the kind of proof globe heads should absolutely love … this guy kicking 4 guy’s asses, proves the earth is fiat. That’s what you call pseudoscience. Glober’s live by this stuff… they eat it up… so I give them that here … and about half of them, will totally buy it, and actually switch to believing the truth now… I figure we can educate them later. Anyway, that’s who we’re dealing with here, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh. If any globe-tards out there would like to get yourself, a mentor, I might have an opening coming up. Just submit a 2,000 word essay on, open mindedness, and we’ll see. Just put “attention guru” to get my attention, in the comment section, and I’ll green light you. Now, not to discriminate or anything, but friendly, loose, women, will have a better chance of acceptance, for obvious reasons, and for all of you, instead of a 2,000 word essay on open mindedness, a simple sentence or two on why, nudity is next to nature, will do. And that “simple sentence or two”, can be as easy as a single word… like, “agreed”… I don’t want to give too many hints as to winning answers, but just know, there really is no wrong answer. In other words, even a “dot”, or “period”, will be given full consideration. And by full consideration, I mean, you’ll be in like Flint. That is, as long as you don’t act silly or immature… homie don’t play dat.