Nicotine has no addictive properties. None.

…… When we say they lie to us about everything, we don’t mean they lie to us about everything, except nicotine and a spinning ball earth. We mean, they lie to us about every, single, thing.
So, what do you think? Do you believe in flat earth now?
It can be that easy, man, if you’d just listen and learn. Try it my way, for 1 month, then it’ll be your turn, and I’ll have to do whatever you tell me to do. Inform me of your interest in this endeavor by leaving a comment with the subject “Oink” and in the message body, “Fart”… just so you’ll stand out from the crowd, no weirdness or anything.
Anyway, for every Oink Fart that I see, I’ll reply with a one month to do list, and we’ll get it cookin’. I guess I better say for men only or it might be seen as little creepy. This assumes that homosexual creepiness, is not even a brief thought in anyone’s head, cause I’d rather have all women, just for the record. I’ll tell you what, if a girl insists, I won’t be able to say no, that’s the little secret that we’ll downplay, but live by. Another option I might be open to, for the insistent woman, is allowing her to go first on the 1 month worth of demands, where I have to do what she says. But then again, what are the odds the woman’s gonna have any where near the similar thoughts I’d be thinking, if I was her? Yeah, right. Let’s leave at, “we’ll see, but I seriously doubt it”.
And I probably should cap the number here. Ok, 12 is the limit. So the first 12 Oink Farts, will be in like Flint. And don’t worry about who Flint is, just know he’s in there, wherever that may be.