Some People - Song By my brother, Music by me - Crigler Song 2

some people are smart
some people are strong
some people have a dick
that can fuck for extra long

some people play music
some people blow glass
but the people that I am
all we do is skate fast

some people build houses
or design new pills
all that I can do for you
is point out your local hills

theres folk who are tall
and folks who are crafty
but if you need a boost
just come on up and draft me

never did my book learning
never got good at puns
i just found some good pavement
and got in some good runs

you might call me hedonistic
I dont know the meaning though
but come to me and I can tell you
if your wheels are fast or slow

life aint always very easy
no, sometimes that life's a bitch
but Ill never be so sleazy
as to join a race and skitch

even though im not a genius
even though I failed math
I know that skitching isnt racing
and id cut my dick in half

before I tried to defend it
on the internet no less
now ill get back to my business
since I got that off my chest