Raconteurs News No224

Original airdate Nov 13, 2018
RACONTEURS NEWS No 224.
With Jason Holmes, Andy Young and Paul Webster.
No guests this evening, the boys have been in the wars Jason has taken a nasty tumble and cracked a few of his ribs, and Paul has also been to the doctors for a dose of pain-killers. Hope you feel better soon lads.
As for Andy Young he is in the background helping the boys twiddle their (electronic) knobs. (Blimey that sounded rude folks) But hopefully the planned handover will go smoothly, might have to get Adie back on, anyone seen him?
Paul starts off the conversation with a piece about German Chancellor Merkel calling for the creation of a ‘European Army’. We are glad to report that she was booed. Quite right too.
Jason has a story about an ex Blackpool and England footballer who used the ‘C’ swearword whilst being interviewed by police officers. Should the BBC allow this man’s return to their football focus programme? See link below.
Has Andy got a ‘racoon’ hanging around his neck? Perhaps it’s a session of ‘Mind Control’ we all need. I wonder if they are available on the NHS?
The lads send their apologies to everyone for no show on Monday. However if anyone has any ideas for future guests on raconteurs news we’d certainly like to hear from you.
You can catch Jason & Webby on ‘Facebook’, or tweet Jason on Twitter @Beckhamcoverup.
And one last thought for Mrs Merkel.
She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw.

Links.

• France: Merkel booed as she calls for...
Merkel booed as she calls for real European army.
https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/ne...
DISGRACED pundit Trevor Sinclair is back on the BBC less than a year after racially abusing a police officer and urinating in a cop car.clair-accused-officer-of-racism-before-urinating-in-police-car