New Amazing Information On The Benefits Of Nicotine

... Dr Ardis keeps digging and researching and turning up new solid scientific information that explains why nicotine has been so demonized....it's ultra healthy, and it reverses many serious diseases, from dementia to autism to MS to certain thyroid issues... not to mention the brain protective effects.
You know. I love to smoke. I've been smoking for 20 years, and my lung feels great. I jog 5 miles a day, and I smoke. I work out an hour or two in the gym, and I smoke. I smoke when I'm banging' a chick. Sometimes she gets pissed off, and the ashtray slips off her ass,... but what are you going to do? I just give her a little singe on the hip, and tell her "shake that thing honey, you want me to call again".

Sorry, that was my alter ego, Die Man.... not as in die, die... but like a single, dice... you know, non plural. Die Man, is actually short for, non-plural dice man, or NPDM, as some say, which I don't appreciate, because there's no vowels, so it's totally nonsensical. Anyhow. Pretty harmless. Highly, highly, cringe worthy... tell me about it. I'm cringing even before the fact here... before I hit "publish". .... usually it comes an hour or two after I publish, and then it comes in ever increasing waves, throughout the day and night.... Sure, I make it look easy, but you don't know everything, alright? Point is, this one's gonna be bad, if it's already started. I tried to soften it up a little bit, I really did, the only thing I could think of, was to substitute "fucking", for "banging", but that only made it worse.
So that's where I left it. I gotta go.