Sir, would you like some snot with that phlegm?

… and we’ll put a nice little coating of the mixture on your eyeballs while we’re at it… oh, and mainline, we’ll inject the semi-liquid mass of putrified cells directly into your blood vein too… a necro snot phlegm ball… it’s thick but we can wiggle most of it in, with some back and forth and some back and forth… a lot of back and forth … and then any left over, you’ll simply swallow by mouth… like swallowing a few raw oysters, a half dozen or so …same kinda sliminess, but more of a puréed semi—chunk, type texture, putrefied of course, w/various growths and colors and shiit, maybe some partially digested corn idk … either you want the 100 bucks or not.