How to piss off a trucker (Warning: salty language)

Step 1: Drive your car into the loading dock area where you have absolutely no business being, then stop directly in front of the loading docks.
Step 2: When you see a truck coming, move your car a little bit, making sure that you are still in the way of a 75 foot truck that the driver needs to back into a dock.
Step 3: Ask the trucker if you need to move, and when he says yes, move over into a spot that is even worse.
Step 4: React angrily when the trucker gestures for you to move out of the fourth bad choice for a parking spot that you've made in under a minute.
Step 5: Drive off in a huff, throwing up your hands in frustration at the trucker, who is obviously struggling to comprehend the depths of your stupidity.

I included the last three minutes only to show that my truck would have hit his car every place he thought it would be suitable for him to park. It's a little hard to see, but you can see the trailer in the lower left mirror passing through the first spot he chose.

Please, stay out of the loading dock area and away from the back of the store. It's not for cars. Cars go in one of the 500 striped parking spots in front of the store. Don't be a dumbass.