Cheyenne's Gentleman's Club, the Secret to Earning and Spending a Fortune with No Regrets

This starts out slow but speeds up and the surprise ending is worth the wait. A little ditty about a very stressful time in my life(The mid 90's) when I worked 40 hrs per week for a public utility and also ran two of my own businesses, a multi-faceted communication business with a manager and a technician(who were both skimming from the sizable profits) and a physical storefront and inventory as well as a Registered Angus cattle ranch I owned debt-free on 75 acres. I hung cell phones on everyone, even the hand who fed my cows. Not just anyone had a cellphone back then when it was 30 cents a minute + roaming charges.. Nobody would answer my calls, plus my live-in GF was cheating on me, I was paying a ho by the week to keep my technician in the motel room I paid for to keep him from taking $40 cab rides, getting drunk and stranded somewhere. I relieved my stress by getting my boots shined at the Gentleman's Club and snagging up a dancer to vent my frustrations to every Friday night.. "No matter what I say just keep on smiling Sugar, I'm buying...." Totally necessary to maintain my sanity and a justifiable(but not deductible) expenditure at the time. About the same price as hiring a shrink but way more fun.