Here's the brand new single from Lord Misrule and the Nasal Schwabs: 'Schwabby Klaus is Watching Your Town'. It's a surprise late entry for Christmas number one, just in time to share with all your socially distanced friends and relatives on this special night.
Keep your eyes pinned to the skies tonight folks, as if you're lucky you might even catch a glimpse of good old Klaus doing his errands, delivering shiny new vaccines to the nice, and Covid to the naughty. W.H.O., W.H.O., W.H.O., merry Klausmas!
The single is the first from a forthcoming collection of timeless Christmas classics to be released soon (pending Lord Misrule's next drone delivery of stay-safe Soylent starvation rations)!
Other numbers include:
"The Twelve Days of Covid"
"Flocking Around the Covid Tree"
"Last Lockdown"
"Subsisting in a corporate Covid scam"
[In the meantime, you can download the video here for safe keeping, before Schwabby's little helpers get their hands on it: https://we.tl/t-zvaz66rOpD ]
Lyrics (and remember, stay safe, so don't sing along at home!)
"You better watch out
You better not cry
You better mask up
I'm telling you why
'Cause Schwabby Klaus is watching your town
Oh, he's making a list
AI's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
Who's naughty, who's nice
Schwabby Klaus is dumbing you down
He knows your web search history
He knows when you're awake
He wants a great new reset
So conform, for Covid's sake
Oh, there's nowhere to run
There's nowhere to hide
If we ever talked of freedom
We lied
'Cause Schwabby Klaus is grinding you down
Ownership's offensive
Private property is through
We'll make sure that you own nothing
And that you'll be happy too
You won't have a home
You won't have a car
What you'll have is a lease to use them (so far)
Predicated on social score
(Which basically means that, if they don't like you, then you're dead)"
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Dedicated to all of the cognitive dissidents, past, present and future, especially those fighting at this singular precipice, the 'dawning of the age of algorithmic governance' and the attempted final enclosure of the biological realm.
