Where to begin with a film like THIS?
So many plots and subplots stuffed into this low-budget Filipino horror, action, adventure, fantasy film it's almost difficult to describe without getting too wordy, but I'll attempt....
An family ma…
Where to begin with a film like THIS?
So many plots and subplots stuffed into this low-budget Filipino horror, action, adventure, fantasy film it's almost difficult to describe without getting too wordy, but I'll attempt....
An family man having weird dreams has been chosen and summoned by his religious mystic uncle to travel to his village to help defeat a local gang of satanic thugs, but before he does so, he's confronted by the brother of a man he killed a few years previous, his son is shot dead in the shoot-out and he get's plugged in the head, he dies as a result, but the uncle magically takes the wounds and dies in his place, soon after the man and his family travel to his uncle's village, there he's told of his supernatural destiny and new magical fighting & healing super powers by his uncle's son-in-law who will travel with him to the mouth of hell.
After arriving to the village, the gang of magical satanists with laser-hand powers, lead by The Master of Magic, pillage and plunder the small bamboo-shack village, kidnapping the man's daughter and his cousin to become sex-slaves of Satan.
The hero and his in-law set out to find the hidden cave of the cult and take back their women, there they are met with serpents who transform into little nekkid snake-boys with fork tongues, fist fighting thugs with a heavy amount of kung-fu sound fx.
The two get separated when the Master of Magic transports the hero to the river of blood for a serious magical ass woopin, his minions then toss his body over a waterfall, the in-law still in the caves finds his wife being molested and man-handled by 2 thugs, beats their ass with magic, but by now his wife is under Satan's unbreakable spell and claws half her husbands face off, he then give her the super-duper-stare-down from hell and makes her check explode, splatting him with chunks.
Back to the hero who now wakes up in a magical hut in the forest met by his younger son who he thought was crushed under a rock slight previously in the film and a white haired Gandalf looking wizard who gives him a magical staff that looks like a didgeridoo, who tells him his finally destiny is to defeat the devil himself, he makes his way back to the mouth of hell looking for his daughter (who the cult have now offered to Satan as his new bride), he find a cage filled with butt-naked Filipino girls and sets them free with his magic staff, then he battles The Master of Magic one final time and kicks his evil buttocks, he then finds a dinning room and is seduced by 3 of the devil's concubines, who then proceed to transform into animals to kill him, one a python, one a black cat and one a German Shepard, the devil changes his red spandex for a tux & cape (the actor also changes), The hero makes his way out of the cave and challenges the devil to a magical duel (the fate of mankind hangs in the balance) one of the kookiest supernatural battles ensue, the hero wins, finds his daughter, breaks the satanic spell with his magical didgeridoo, everybody's happy.
I probably left alot of other shit and highlights out, but you get the idea.
Would make a great double weirdo feature with "Mystics in Bali" (1981)
DUBBED IN ENGLISH
