Keep Your Hand On Your Gun - Ballad of the Kenosha Kid: Track #3

Hello once again! It's been quite the year!
More Ballads of the Kenosha Kid surface as the Rittenhouse trial is currently going on right now.

So far, Vaporized Bicep admitted he was not fired upon until he advanced upon Kyle with a pistol in his hand... (So evidence of Kyle's Self Defense)
The medical Examiner declared that the Stippling on the torso led him to conclude 'Rosenbaum was within 4 feet' and the stippling on his hand, 'Likely had his hand on the gun barrel or near it' (So definitely grabbing for the gun barrel)
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Media such as CNN, MSNBC and NBC are lying through their teeth, but that's to be expected.
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LETS HEAR IT FOR BASED GRANBO! (or Grambo. Both had been trending on Twitter)
Currently collecting memes and i'll see about making a montage of 'trial' coverage. Or just check the internet for them yourself!

Oh yeah, and finally: "Prosecutor in the Kyle Rittenhouse case arguing that convicted child rapist Jacob Rosenbaum wasn't a threat to anyone because he was 5'3 lol" Manlet BTFO (

Binger's closing statement: Summarized compliation of quotes"He was a babbling idiot, as Grambo stated as her testimony, likely had a Napoleon complex, was just like a little barking dog Bark Bark Bark Bark! He wasn't a threat to anyone, all bark and no bite! And oooh noooo he said the N word! Tisk tisk tisk tisk *shakes finger*"

And then Klaus saying "Everyone takes a beating sometimes, right?" - to a primarily female jury... if any of them had abusive ex's or parents? Wew!

TL;DR Here's a ballad, enjoy.