How To Keep A Smart Phone From Hearing Everything

I have had a predicament, owning a smart phone and not wanting it to hear me. I have tried putting it right in the other room, burying it in a bunch of clothes, stuffing it under the bed, throwing it in the closet, it could hear just about every word I said, even buried in a bucket of sand. Then it dawned on me, there is a movie known as "A Quiet Place" where these alien creatures are hunting with sound and wipe out most of humanity. However, in one of the scenes the father is with his son under a waterfall that is very loud, he and his son no longer have to whisper or use sign language, so they yell in peace. In this case, I put the phone in a faraday cage under a loud fan, as you can see, you cannot yell, but a normal inside voice, even a slightly louder one cannot be heard, let alone a whisper, which it has proven the ability to record at arguably excessive capacity. It pisses me off, I don't need the phone to pick up on that much, and anyone that payed any attention to Snowden or surveillance in general at all should understand why this is and what it is doing. Well, there's literally no videos on the issue, I'm amazed that knowing all we can know, especially considering how many complain about surveillance who simultaneously own a smart phone, that nobody has anything to say in relation to this idea. You know, disabling its literal capacity to hear you. It does this even on airplane mode. The bots know. The state knows. Zucc knows. Been fucking anyone? "They" heard the whole thing. Probably wanked even. Is this idea buried by the algo's? Who knows. Either way, here's a solution to that shit, easier to sleep with than loud music. FYI, you need a LOUD fan. Lots of them out there for less than 100. I recommend a faraday cage inside of a faraday cage, those shits are not perfect, everyone knows that. Can't put a price on peace of mind. I know, step 1, don't get a smart phone, but in today's world, sometimes you're stuck with what you got for whatever reason. Here's a solution for those in that situation, and information for those who haven't considered it or tested their phone's hearing capacity (hint, it's creepy). Instructions: Step 1: Throw that shit in a faraday cage, and maybe the faraday cage inside of a faraday cage/bag//boxwhatever. Step 2: Place it UNDER the fan, so that the full volume drowns out the noise. Step 3: Do not make a loud cough volume. All I can say is, you either do this or throw them shits outside at night.