First published at 01:35 UTC on July 22nd, 2020.
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This very reliable plot information on Jurassic Word (War) III: The Obsolescence of America was brought to you by Chaos Theory, featuring an all-star cast including:
Samuel L. Jackson as, your average Windows 10 user
Laura D…
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This very reliable plot information on Jurassic Word (War) III: The Obsolescence of America was brought to you by Chaos Theory, featuring an all-star cast including:
Samuel L. Jackson as, your average Windows 10 user
Laura Dern as, "Science"
Donald Trump as Himself
Richard Attenborough as, Donald Trump's Concience
Jeff Goldbloom as, Woke, but Chillin'
Dave Chappelle as, the BLM Movement (free weed courtesy George Soros)
Bob Peck as, the QAnon Movement
Bill Gates as, Himself
George Clooney as, The History of the U.S. Military
Ewan McGregor as, plugged into the Matrix
And Chris Pratt, as the disappeared Christian
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