News Headlines April 17 2020 12PM

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Trump Tweets "Liberate Michigan" As Gov Says Reopening Could Start May 1
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China-Bug Is A Man-Made China-Bug: HIV-Discoverer Says "Could Only Have Been Created In A Lab"
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MSNBC Host Suggests Biden Form "A Shadow Government" To Counter Trump's China-Bug Response
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After Deadly Easter, More Tornados Expected For South This Weekend
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US Sees Massive Spike In Deaths Across The Country: Live Updates
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"Let Them Eat Stocks": Top Market Strategist Says "In 20 Years I Have Never Seen Anything Like This"
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Nasdaq Tumbles Into Red As Markets Realize "There Is No Reopening Plan"
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"Spectacular Momentum Crash" Imminent As Record Human Hedge Fund Selling Meets Furious Robot CTAs Buying
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Overcapacity / Oversupply Everywhere: Massive Deflation Dead Ahead
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Morgan Stanley Pours Cold Water On Tesla Rally, Calls Share Price "Excessive"
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Cantor Fitzgerald Slashes Jobs, Prepares To Cut More Amid Economic Downturn
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Conviction-Less Comeback In Stocks Smells Like A Big Bull Trap
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US "Leading" Economic Indicators Crash By Most In Over 60 Years
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Michael Cohen Gets Early Prison Release Due To China-Bug
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Irony Defined - Adam Schiff Blasts Grenell For 'Politicizing The Intelligence Community'
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The Market Is Now Just 5 Stocks: S&P Now More Concentrated In Top 5 Names Then Ever
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We're Not Going Back To 'Normal'...
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Twitter Outlaws Political Satire, Civil Disobedience With Fresh Bans Of Conservative Influencers
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'Secret' National Guard Unit Ready To Enforce 'Martial Law' In Washington DC
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Story Time 1929-1936
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Futures Soar On Reopening, China-Bug Cure Optimism; Ignore Mountains Of Bad News
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European Car Registrations Crash Most On Record In March
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For The First Time Ever, The Fed Will Monetize Double The Total Treasury Issuance
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Over Half The World Has Asked IMF For Bailout To Weather "Great Lockdown" Recession
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CBC Instructs Kids On How To Shut Down Their Parents' "Conspiracy Theories"
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Facebook 'Fact Checker' Worked At Wuhan Biolab; Ruled Out China-Bug-Leak While 'Debunking' Articles
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USDA Wants To Purchase Farm Products To Support Food Banks
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"Unprecedented Disruption" To Supply Chains Slams US Port Volumes
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Russian Jet Buzzes US Navy Plane In High-Speed 'Inverted Maneuver' Over Mediterranean
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China-Bug & The Collapse Of Cash
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"A Bad Global Precedent" - Chinese GDP Collapses More Than Expected, Worst Since At Least 1992
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WHO Advises EU To Restrict Alcohol Sales During Lockdown
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The EU Has Failed Europe Over China-Bug
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Iraq Warns That ISIS Now Using China-Bug Crisis To Reestablish 'Virtual Caliphate'
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No, We Are Not "All In This Together"...
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Ford Tests Buzzing Wristbands To Keep Workers Six Feet Apart
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Quantifying The China-Bug Shock On The Job Market: Where Jobs Are Growing And Where They Are Gone
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The History Of Hydroxychloroquine In India
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Trump Says Guidelines Would Allow Some States To Reopen "Tomorrow"
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