Conversation between Allah and Muhammad! 😂😂
Muhammad: Allah, I want that girl
Allah: Muhammad! She just 6 years old
Muhmmad: But I want her, Allah
Allah: C'mon Muhammad! I made it Halal for you to F captive women (4:24 and Sunan Abi Dawud 2…
Conversation between Allah and Muhammad! 😂😂
Muhammad: Allah, I want that girl
Allah: Muhammad! She just 6 years old
Muhmmad: But I want her, Allah
Allah: C'mon Muhammad! I made it Halal for you to F captive women (4:24 and Sunan Abi Dawud 2155) and also to F all women (Sunan Abi Dawud 2172)
Muhammad: So? i still want to her, she's so nice
Allah: Muhammad, I made it Halal for you to take as many wives as you can take up to four wives (4:3), but it was not enough for you and you took nine wives (Sahih al-Bukhari 5215). What is wrong with you?
Muhammad: Allah, why don't you listen to me? I just want that little girl
Allah: Muhammad, please! I already made minors Halal for you (55:56), and I even let you marry your son's wife(Tafsir al-Qurtubi page 423)
Muhammad: Allah, you are disappointing me! Before, you were not so strict and you were quick to accept anything I asked you to do
Allah: But even 70 virgins will not satisfy you? I even made s*x with men halal for you and allowed you to be g*y (Sunan Abi Dawud 5224, Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2732)
Muhammad: Allah just do it!
Allah: Ahh, okey, But wait for that little girl to be 9 years old, then do everything with her you want (Sahih al-Bukhari 5158)
Muhammad: subhanallah, You are Most Gracious, Most Merciful.(الرØمان الرØیم)
Allah: But what do people think about your behavior and actions?
Muhammad: Don't worry, Allah! I have many Abduls who justify all my actions with the most fool reasons and make them look normal 😂
Allah: Shouldn't I turn them into donkeys? (Sahih al-Bukhari 691)
Muhammad: No Allah! Let them think like the pagans that by kissing and touching the black stone (Sahih Muslim 1270b) sins will be forgiven (Sunan an-Nasa'i 2919)! And also they think they are anti paganism! Because they think that I am not a pagan, but I am pagan(Sahih al-Bukhari, 1606, 4376, 4377 and tafsir Al-Tabari (93:7)
Allah: I should have called you the best deceiver, not me (3:54)