First published at 01:50 UTC on May 13th, 2024.
[Verse 1]
Came for Pac-Man's throne, put him in a chalk box
Gulped down power pellets, then rained reckless shots
Lit Blinky, Pinky, Inky - ghosts turned to vapors
Ms. Pac gasps as I deliver divorce papers
[Verse 2]
Rained hellfire on Donkey Kong a…
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[Verse 1]
Came for Pac-Man's throne, put him in a chalk box
Gulped down power pellets, then rained reckless shots
Lit Blinky, Pinky, Inky - ghosts turned to vapors
Ms. Pac gasps as I deliver divorce papers
[Verse 2]
Rained hellfire on Donkey Kong and fattened the plumber
Barrels on infinite loop till I cracked their numbers (Aw damn!)
Kong's construction was ruined by my barrage of wrath
Mario's fate was concluded on a kill-screen path
[Chorus]
Didn't matter the challenge, the markers to hit
Reachin' those top scores was where we got lit
Dodge asteroid showers or get vaped to debris
Smok'n up Dig Dug veggies on that green PCB
[Verse 3]
I steered Pole Position like a wheelman from hell
Cracked eggs to clock fastlanes, outrun the bell
My Frogger was that ish, took them mean Wheaties over
If you parked on my road, bucket mouths was your closer
[Bridge]
Play Combat, turned your tank to modern art
If Samus invaded my zone, I'd melt that cold heart
Racks on racks of quarters I was stackin'
Like a high-score fiend, constantly attackin'
[Final Chorus]
Didn't matter the challenge, the markers to hit
Reachin' those top scores was where we got lit
Dodge asteroid showers or get vaped to debris
Smok'n up Dig Dug veggies on that green PCB
[Final Verse 5]
Call me Spy Hunter, computer or human prey
Terminate any target that block my way
Trunk launchers locked, smokin' any motor that rolls
Leaving smashed chassis graveyards wherever I go
[Outro]
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