First published at 14:02 UTC on May 22nd, 2024.
… buy yourself a telescope and look at the night sky for yourself, and behold reality…. It’s nothing like NASA and their ilk tell us or show us. They lie to us about everything. It’s not everything, “except” this or that…. it’s “every, single, fu…
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… buy yourself a telescope and look at the night sky for yourself, and behold reality…. It’s nothing like NASA and their ilk tell us or show us. They lie to us about everything. It’s not everything, “except” this or that…. it’s “every, single, fucking, thing”.
“Well, except for the shape of the earth of course, they tell us the truth on that…. you’d have to be a real dorky dork, butt head, moron, to not believe them there… all of us smart people know the earth is round, and it doesn’t matter that we don’t have any actual proof, because our smartness transcends the goobly gook that you call, empirical scientific evidence, every single time… You see, having a closed mind and refusing to look at the evidence, proves we’re the smart guys… I mean, what part of that don’t you flat earther retards get?.., you guys are like so so stooopid, you probably don’t even know how to spell the word, stooopid”.
And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, your average hard core globe believer’s most inner thoughts… exposed for the whole world to see. Not the types you want to be hanging out with on a Saturday night…. unless you like tea and crumpets… which God only knows what a crumpet is… my point is, when it comes to a spinning globe earth, these people will swallow anything, and everything… it’s not everything “except”… it’s “every, single, fucking, thing”…. they gobble it up…. and they absolutely don’t care if it’s covered in white, translucent, semi-watery, liquid goo, either… they’re like, “just give me more I love it”.
Word is, that if you were to talk face to face with one of these hard core globe believers instead of just reading their comments online, 9 out of 10 of em, are going to have some kind of crusty build up, on their upper lips.
I know I know, not the kind of people you want to be hanging out with on a Saturday night… unless maybe you just did a bunch of meth and the bars are already closed, and you have a wig and a dress in your trunk, then maybe you could make the most of it, but I’m talking “in general”.
Friendly reminder… please maintain an atmosphere of seriousness here and don’t leave any silly or stooopid comments, in the comment section. I mean, you don’t want me to think poorly of you now, do you?
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